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About Me

Ninjas could kill anyone they want. They're the most amazing beings on planet Earth. And all I want to do is to get people to recognize their potential. I spend most of my time teaching people about ninjas and trying to get people pumped up. You can learn more about these mysterious creatures at www.realultimatepower.net or by reading REAL Ultimate Power: The Official Ninja Book, which can find at your local book store. Also, you can check out my brand new book, GHOSTS/ALIENS, where I combat Ghosts/Aliens.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

ninjas, hippos, dogs, hot babes
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My Blog

I'm auctioning off my virginity for a laser cannon

If you're interested.Video Link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=boZKcTHSgj8 BOOK LINK: https://www.amazon.com/dp/0307407306?tag=theofficialni-20
Posted by on Sun, 18 Jan 2009 08:53:00 GMT

The Ultimate Psyhic Battle

I challenge ANYONE to a psychic battle who doesn't believe in paranormal activity.Video Link:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7h3vn1u0wMg Book Link:  https://www.amazon.com/dp/030740730...
Posted by on Tue, 06 Jan 2009 07:51:00 GMT

Paranormal Attack Warning

PARANORMAL ATTACK WARNINGFor anybody who doesn't believe me about the dangers of Ghosts/Aliens, watch this.VIDEO LINK: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v1D03wlXUJc BOOK LINK: https://www.amazon...
Posted by on Mon, 15 Dec 2008 06:37:00 GMT

Tell me your paranormal experience so I can triangulate the main source.

Yo, me and my associate Mike Stevens are trying to triangulate the source of all this paranormal activity. If you experienced anything weird, like a floating napkin or whatever, let me know what happe...
Posted by on Fri, 12 Dec 2008 11:38:00 GMT

Video Transmission from My Bunker/Living Room

Dear Amigos and Ladies, Here is the first video transmission from my bunker/living room. I am totally encased in tinfoil and the NUNCHUCKS ARE REAL. (Sorry about my mom eating nachos during the video...
Posted by on Wed, 03 Dec 2008 09:11:00 GMT

I call Toys R Us to Investigate Inter-dimensional Portals. Get nowhere.

Here is Part One of my investigation into the Paranormal. The Toys R Us employee, Flo, definitely seemed like she knew SOMETHING. However, the big time executives may be not want to have any statemen...
Posted by on Tue, 25 Nov 2008 16:57:00 GMT

HAMBURGER AUTHOR INTERVIEWED ON RADIO!

Dear Elite Fighting Force of Dudes and Babes, Alright amigos, are you ready to hear me go BERSERK on the radio and talk about ghosts/alien combat? If so, then check this out. Radio...
Posted by on Sun, 16 Nov 2008 19:18:00 GMT

Ghosts/Aliens is now available. Are you ready to know the unknown?

From the Creator of REAL Ultimate Power: The Official Ninja BookGHOSTS/ALIENSis now availableBook Link: https://www.amazon.com/dp/0307407306?tag=theofficialni-20&am p;camp=0&creative=0&am...
Posted by on Tue, 04 Nov 2008 00:20:00 GMT

Ghosts/Aliens: The Second Episode of the Hamburger Trilogy

Dear Concerned Citizens and Hot Babes,In 2004, REAL Ultimate Power championed the rights of the most amazing mammals on Planet Earth, NINJAS. And many got pumped. But now, a new enemy has emerged...
Posted by on Tue, 07 Oct 2008 22:28:00 GMT

New Hamburger Book Coming 2008

What's up, amigos and amigettes.  I sold my second book!  I will update you guys with more details.  Thanks for your support!Robert
Posted by on Fri, 29 Jun 2007 10:20:00 GMT