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Van Gogh-Go Girl

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

http://groups.myspace.com/jeffnycI like showtunes and basketball and football. I usually get a seltzer with lime when I'm at a bar. My favorite place to go and be alone in the city is the Japanese art section at the Met. My favorite place to go and be around people in the city is either Pete's Candy Store in Billyburg or Magnolia Bakery (main contributor to my status as a fat drunk slut)...That's just what i'm into.

My Interests

Theater, sports, flaunkerton, museums, Politics, Al Gore, I'm really big on massage therapy right now, I've been hitting trivia night at Pete's religiously for awhile now, you. This summer I plan to learn how to ride a bike.http://groups.myspace.com/jeffnyc

I'd like to meet:

The world champion in Flaunkerton, or you; whichever comes first.THE JEFF CHALLENGE: The goal is to find 100 Jeffs in the NYC metro area. Jeffs of the world unite. If your name is Jeff, click 'add me', and add you I shall. Join our myspace group at http://groups.myspace.com/jeffnyc

Music:

showtunes, 90s alt bands, 80s alt bands, Meat Loaf, MXPX, various Pumpkins and artists. Robin Sparkles.http://groups.myspace.com/jeffnyc

Movies:

Ordinary People, All About Eve, Romy and Michelle, Joe vs. The Volcano, Hudson Hawk, Empire Records, Boogie Nights, Magnolia, The Opposite of Sex, Psycho Beach Party, Lord of the Rings, Good Night and Good Luck, L.A. Confidential, Silence of the Lambs, State and Main, Pirates of the Carribean (only the first one though)http://groups.myspace.com/jeffnyc

Television:

Arrested Development, How I Met Your Mother, Ugly Betty, The Office, Grey's Anatomy, Bill Maher, Theater Talk, The Simpsons, Family Guy, Heroes, Gilmore Girls, Weeds, The West Wing, Buffy, The Venture Brothers, Parker Lewis Can't Lose, Drawn Together, Strangers with Candy, Popular, Six Feet Underhttp://groups.myspace.com/jeffnyc

Books:

John Steinbeck, George Orwell, Edward Albee, Arthur Miller, Al Gore, Eugene O'Neill, My three favorite Shakespeare plays are Othello, Macbeth, and Richard III. Take Me Out, Doubt, Hedda Gabler, 'Night Mother, Rabbit Holehttp://groups.myspace.com/jeffnyc

Heroes:

Raul Esparza, FDR, Dr. Orpheus, Nick Collison, Gore Vidal, Larry and Hunter and Heidi and Susan and Jeffhttp://groups.myspace.com/jeffnyc

My Blog

What is [title of show]?

  Oh, Susan.  If only Ugly Broads had worked out.  If only......
Posted by Van Gogh-Go Girl on Wed, 19 Sep 2007 08:42:00 PST

In The Time of Big Eater, 2

Part 1 Chapter 1 - Bluebird's Brood Mr. Bluebird's Boffo Burgers and Snappy Shakes opened Somewhere in New Mexico, off Route 40 between Gallup and Albuquerque on November 22nd, 1945; several years ahe...
Posted by Van Gogh-Go Girl on Sat, 04 Aug 2007 03:12:00 PST

In the Time of Big Eater

Somewhere in New Mexico, off Route 40 between Gallup and Albuquerque, Marge was wiping down the countertop. It didn't gleam anymore; instead the faux-linoleum top glowered back at her, defiant against...
Posted by Van Gogh-Go Girl on Fri, 03 Aug 2007 06:10:00 PST

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

The other day I was having lunch with Prince William.  He asked me, "Jeff, what do you think will happen in Harry Potter 7?"  He seemed a tad panicked.  "Relax, William!" I said.  ...
Posted by Van Gogh-Go Girl on Mon, 02 Jul 2007 01:04:00 PST

Rob Sullivan, Steve Manzi, and Adam DeLaura

This is a really long and non-funny blog entry. Rob Sullivan and I were friends when I was like three years old.  We weren't friends anymore by 2nd grade.  This is probably due to the fact t...
Posted by Van Gogh-Go Girl on Mon, 02 Jul 2007 08:10:00 PST

Aquatic Lawmakers

I just read this headline from the AP: Ducks hope to limit penalties against Senators.  It took me about 5 seconds for the heterosexual part of my brain to slap me and say, "HOCKEY, FAGGOT!!" But...
Posted by Van Gogh-Go Girl on Wed, 30 May 2007 02:37:00 PST

World Tour of The United States

I will soon be embarking on a grand World Tour of the United States.  I am reminded of something Sandra Bernhard once said - "I never wanted to depend on AAA."  And indeed I won't.  One...
Posted by Van Gogh-Go Girl on Wed, 09 May 2007 11:32:00 PST

World Tour of The United States

I will soon be embarking on a grand World Tour of the United States.  I am reminded of something Sandra Bernhard once said - "I never wanted to depend on AAA."  And indeed I won't.  One...
Posted by Van Gogh-Go Girl on Wed, 09 May 2007 11:31:00 PST

Dreams

We all have dreams, and the pursuit of those dreams is what drives us as individuals.  When we wake up each day, a little part of asks how we will get closer to those dreams.  Some of us dre...
Posted by Van Gogh-Go Girl on Mon, 26 Mar 2007 10:55:00 PST

I'd Rather Drink Battery Acid

http://news.yahoo.com/s/livescience/20070322/sc_livescience/ acidsinpopularsodaserodetoothenamel Two in one day is excessive I know, but I had to point out that I often say "I'd rather drink battery ac...
Posted by Van Gogh-Go Girl on Thu, 22 Mar 2007 01:24:00 PST