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patrick

if we cannot make babies, maybe we can make some time.

About Me


it is usually best to ask...

...mail makes me feel loved.

My Interests

art, humor, and anything that fascinates a toddler.

I'd like to meet:


people who laugh at themselves and poop jokes.

Music:

poignant pop songs in all of their shameless glory. songs about sex or masturbation. special thanks to prince, the roots, george michael, genuine, cyndi lauper, madonna, khia, akon, ben taylor, grace jones, rufus wainwright, missy elliot, david lynch, david cross, adam feinberg with justin timberlake, and all those whose lyrics live in infamy.

Movies:

poison, lars von trier's greatest hits, sybil, old/new home movies, and robin hood (the cartoon).

Television:

ali g, arrested development, arthur, dtv, family guy, maya and miguel, reno 911, travels with buster, six feet under, strangers with candy, passions, general hospital, and the young and the restless.

Books:

"what's happening to my body: book for boys," and other childhood classics like "the little engine that could," "little bunny follows his nose," and "what time is it?"

Heroes:

women, children, mickey mouse, santa klaus - for sticking in there all these years.