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brian

Momma's Gotta Sparkle!

About Me

I read the Post, not the Times. I got really excited when Anne Hathaway got her makeover montage, set to Madonna's "Vogue," in "The Devil Wears Prada." I have crumbs in my bed.
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My Interests

Writing, theater, improv, award shows, cheap red wine, thrift stores, theme parties, Stevie Nick's hairspace, side ponytails, Kimmy Gibbler, miniature schnauzers. Really, anything over the top or showboaty.

I'd like to meet:

I want to meet a nice boy that I can bring home to mom, only to find out that he and my mother do not get along. I want their hatered for each other to escalate into a bake-off.

Music:

Dolly. Fiona. Beyonce. Judy, Judy, Judy!!!

Movies:

L.A. Confidential. The Royal Tenenbaums. The Big Chill. Clue. Troop Beverly Hills. Wet Hot American Summer. Me and My Shadows: the Judy Garland Story. Anything with Clive Owen.

Television:

All reality television. The Office. 24. Strangers with Candy. Ab Fab. Sex and the City. Arrested Development. When I was sick with mono freshman year I got hooked on Dark Shadows, a soap opera about vampires in the 1800's.

Books:

I like to pretend that my Netflix queue is actually a reading list of books. That way, I feel really good about all the DVDs I watch.

My Blog

Project Runway: A Look Back.

Season Recap: A Look Back.What’s going on here:Is Heidi pretending to be personable, OR is Christian trying to strangle a Hot Tranny Mess?...
Posted by brian on Sun, 16 Mar 2008 09:00:00 PST

Project Runway: Reunion Show.

Reunion Show Recap.Rami and Chris have a surprise:They're fucking!...
Posted by brian on Sat, 23 Feb 2008 04:37:00 PST

Project Runway: Inspired Repeats.

Episode Eleven Recap:Inspired Repeats.Sweet P:Hmm, I'm inspired to make a really crappy outfit based on this painting....
Posted by brian on Sun, 17 Feb 2008 12:04:00 PST

Project Runway: Justice Is FINALLY Served!

Episode Ten Recap:Justice Is Finally Served.One of these things is not like the other:Grandpa Tim gets a dose of testosterone!...
Posted by brian on Sun, 10 Feb 2008 03:15:00 PST

Project Runway: And Then Hell Froze Over.

Episode Nine Recap:And Then Hell Froze Over.Ready for a really boring challenge designers?On your marks, get set... eh....
Posted by brian on Sun, 27 Jan 2008 02:08:00 PST

Project Runway: What The Fuck Is Ricky Still Doing Here?

Episode Eight Recap:What The Fuck Is Ricky Still Doing Here?Jillian shows even less enthusiasm:Shhhh.......
Posted by brian on Fri, 18 Jan 2008 10:21:00 PST

Project Runway: Prom Night.

Episode Seven Recap:Prom Night.Victorya's secret weapon:The Bedazzler!...
Posted by brian on Mon, 14 Jan 2008 05:49:00 PST

Project Runway: How Sweet It Isn’t.

Episode Six Recap:How Sweet It Isn't.Kit using KitKat bars???Oh no she didn't!...
Posted by brian on Mon, 07 Jan 2008 04:36:00 PST

Project Runway: Got To Be Real.

Episode Five Recap:Got To Be Real.Heidi likes to surround herself with women who have lost a significant amount of weight, but still look fat next to her:Real women have curves!...
Posted by brian on Tue, 18 Dec 2007 08:37:00 PST

Project Runway: Die Ricky, Die!

Episode Four recap:Die Rickey, Die!Remember when this happened?:Yeah, I don't either....
Posted by brian on Mon, 10 Dec 2007 11:24:00 PST