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About Me

I'm generally in a good mood. I don't take anything seriously. I can't hold a grudge. I can't play guitar, sing, cook, or grow facial hair, but I do all four regularly. If I was in the ocean and saw a shark, I would die immediately.

Jeff P. does tattoos

Tattooing at Hand of Glory Sun-Wed 12-8.
429 7th Ave (betw. 14th/15th), Brooklyn.

My Interests

Tattoos are cool. Also: fast, loud guitars (drums are good too, as well as bass). Also: butts. Also: root beer, grilling. Also: dogs, vans.

I'd like to meet:

Leland Todorovich.

Music:

Propagandhi, Townes Van Zandt, Misfits, Flatt & Scruggs, XTC, The Coasters, Voivod

Movies:

Back to the Future, Raiders of the Lost Ark, Ghostbusters, Big Lebowski, The Burbs, The Great Outdoors, Tommy Boy, Billy Madison, PCU, Three Amigos, Stripes, Caddyshack, Dumb and Dumber, oh and Goonies. Jaws. Top Gun, True Romance, True Lies. Bad Boys 2.

Television:

Curb Your Enthusiasm, Seinfeld, Family Guy, Freaks and Geeks, Futurama, Arrested Development, National Geographic channel, Shark Week

and by the way, I don't like: Sopranos, The OC, 90210, Laguna Beach, Law and Order, CSI, Mind of Mencia, or Entourage

Books:

Deliverance and To The White Sea by James Dickey.
Long Goodbye by Raymond Cahndler.
Vonnegut.

Heroes:

Bill Hicks.

My Blog

New Prints and T-shirt! (5/28/08)

Two new art prints, printed by Jay at Alpha Repro.A new T-shirt!All at reasonable prices!!Check 'em out in my FOR SALE album.Thanks.Contact me through email to purchase:[email protected]...
Posted by Jeff on Wed, 28 May 2008 08:35:00 PST

Let Me Count The Ways

Sonny Barger, a man not given to sentimental rambling, once defined the word love as the feeling you get when you like somethin as much as your motorcycle. Yeah, I guess you could say that was lov...
Posted by Jeff on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Participation Points

The outlaws take the all on one concept so seriously that it is written into the club charter as Bylaw Number 10: When an angel punches a non-Angel, all other Angels will participate.- from Hell's...
Posted by Jeff on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

A Death's Head for every day of the week.

One humorous incident connected with the Hells Angels insignia several years ago is still a source of amusement to the hard-riding cycle gang. An Angel known as the Mute was stopped for speeding ...
Posted by Jeff on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

To Kill An Octopus

The best way to kill an octopus is to turn it inside out: Place a hand inside the fleshy hood, grab the innards and pull hard. Try it on a small octopus first! It takes practice so until you are profi...
Posted by Jeff on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

deadleg.

So, on our way from New York to Trenton on Saturday, our train was held at the Metuchen station for almost an hour because of "police activity" at the New Brunswick station, a few stops away. I natur...
Posted by Jeff on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST