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Stregoneria

guess I'll go eat worms

About Me

turns out I'm nice as shit...Dumb Crap I DrawPlease pay me to make you flyers and tshirt designs and record covers and paint portraits of your pets and paint your skateboard and whatever the fuck else. give me money and I will deliver some sort of disgusting art. please. thanks.

My Interests

running my mouth, cussing out, art, comics, zombie movies, bloody noses, hoola hooping with nikki and maggie, talking excitedly and way too loud about lots of things, embroidery, late nights, baths, finding dead things, making pictures, tall buildings, wierd old junk, asbestos huffing exploration in abandoned places, glass eyes, burritos, pushead, charles burns, mike mignola, raymond pettibon, el greco, albrect durer, glenn danzig, misfits lyrics, warmer weather, alchemy, mythology, spray paint, lunch breaks, old punk, old punks, luminol, cadaver dogs, sleeptalking, guitar wolf, manifestos, diet dr. pepper, bee costumes, funerary iconography, cryptids, globsters, things I find on the sidewalk, being a (lovable)jerk, photocopied pictures, skeletons, axes, cursewords, all black, dirty white, the woods, the ocean, the desert, animals, bugs, birds, grossouts, bottles of ink and brushes, stuckism, spirit photography, beautiful things in ugly places, too much candy, new friends, growing a long beautiful wop mop, looking at pictures of cats with roxy, freeing myself from the shackles of hygeine, the jersey shore in the winter, rocky 1,2,3,4 and 6, being fed, art as revenge, the truth, simpsons animals with overbites, fig the cat and jessica mcjessica.

I'd like to meet:

ragnarok, my own etheric body, a set of the conan novels with frank frazetta covers, funny people, assholes who secretly have a heart of gold...people with dirty hair who wipe their nose on their sleeve and people who like shitty fast music and movies with decapitations. A skateboarding dog. A guy who knows all the lyrics to Bullet. People my own age who are still fucking up.I hate helpless people and whiny babies and I only want to have fun.also:

Music:

bands whose names begin with "the", absurdist punk from the 70's, 80's style punk made by europeans and the japanese, wildly anti-social punk songs about skateboarding and breaking stuff and hating your job, scrappy weird garage rock, 60's girl group songs about forbidden love and dead boyfriends, shouting heartbroken motown, music insane people make because they can't help it, grim loud music about corny dark things, bands that danzig is in, country songs about murdering people you love and being condemned to death, hip hop about comic books, outer space and sex.

Movies:

no difference between a flying saucer and a time machine...ACE!!!

Television:

forensic files, the simpsons, mst3k, the daily show, aqua teen, the alternative, dr. who, facelifts from hell, and SHIT I cannot stop watching law and order.

Books:

I just finished Motherless Brooklyn and The Fortress of Solitude by Jonathan Lethem, Stiff, The Marabou Stork Nightmares by Irvine Welsh, The Painted Bird by Jerzy Kosinsky, and Please Kill me, along with alot of comics (conan, the swamp thing, EC etc). And right now Im reading Spook, and a book about Alan Moore.

Heroes:

Rocky Balboa, Wendy O. Williams, Jeanne D'Arc, Billy Childish, Patti Smith

My Blog

yo suck it, were the city of brotherly love.

To everyone who talks shit on philly, maybe you're not doing it right? because from 3:00 pm till 4:30 am today I managed to do all the following: sit in a sweet park, get really fucking good yaki...
Posted by Stregoneria on Sat, 07 Jun 2008 01:35:00 PST

What you need to live

If I could I would make it so none of my friends or my mother ever had to work ever again. I’m so tired of seeing people I love crushed by the impossibilities of getting by. I can’t stop l...
Posted by Stregoneria on Sun, 30 Mar 2008 05:06:00 PST

all I want for christmas.

buy me this.ok, it's not all I want, but I want it. and people without jobs really can't be buying dumb shit like this. ...
Posted by Stregoneria on Sat, 08 Dec 2007 11:10:00 PST

ahem.

oh yeah, also, I really like when it's winter and people go around drawing boners in the snow on the hoods of cars.
Posted by Stregoneria on Fri, 07 Dec 2007 08:20:00 PST

subtle like a t-rex

I don't really know why I keep seeing this lately but guys:it's POLKA DOT not POKA DOTand it's WANDERING AROUND not WONDERING AROUNDweird, man.also second blood dream this month, but this time I got s...
Posted by Stregoneria on Fri, 02 Nov 2007 10:55:00 PST

blood visions

last night i had a dream that I couldn't stop pissing and puking blood. everytime I looked in the mirror I was distored and blurry and covered with dried black blood and i would retch again. nice. &nb...
Posted by Stregoneria on Wed, 03 Oct 2007 07:49:00 PST

huh.

West Philly smells like puke and louis vitton leather. UPenn must be back in session.
Posted by Stregoneria on Thu, 30 Aug 2007 06:39:00 PST

killed by death

I came by the old empty house one last time to use my internet. Sitting on the floor in the empty living room after days of labor. I wanted to clean it with a molotov cocktail but roxy wouldn't let me...
Posted by Stregoneria on Mon, 27 Aug 2007 10:41:00 PST

meow meow meow

why is it that the "sponsored links" on here for me are always "cat ringtones" , "kitten ringtones" and things like "misfits singles"? where does myspace get off, thinking they know about me?  I ...
Posted by Stregoneria on Fri, 27 Jul 2007 04:02:00 PST

Have I doubt when Im alone

It's been a strange summer but I think it's paving the way for an amazing fall. What is that noise that you hear in wooded areas on summer nights? like a "scritch scritch scritch"? I've heard it every...
Posted by Stregoneria on Thu, 26 Jul 2007 10:10:00 PST