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Piston Honda

I'll give you a T.K.O from Toyko!!

About Me

my personality fluctuates rapidly along a baseline of relative good-naturedness, ranging from snarky to jubilant. excluding wounds inflicted through rough-housing and gnashing girl-teeth, i have no noticable scars or tatoos. i'm enjoying the golden years of my rebellious period, and mostly wander around in the woods, take pictures, steal music off the computer, and daydream about wizards and mermen and such.

My Interests

fucking around; ameteur photography; being rowdy; horseplay; dr.pepper; coffee; vegan sundries; paranoid delusions, comic books (mostly non-superhero related); riding bikes; owning a broken $20 car; nintendo; hurting myself; admiring graffiti; desolation; star-wars; thunderstorms; sitting on my roof; burritos; hot moms; reading thomas pynchon and other requisite posturing, pseudo-intellectual pretentious literature; drawing heads of funny-looking people; tracing pictures of cartoon turtles, pirates, and dogs in hopes of one day becomming a famous urtist; procrastination; science fiction movies; cartoons (adult swim, simpsons, old hanna barberra); the rock and roll music; eating my own words; putting my foot in my mouth; drinking (ir)responsibly; hanging with dudes; pretending to skateboard; making plans for my bomb shelter, with which i plan to ride out the impending apocolypse and begin civilization anew; cyborg implants; jumping off of high things onto relatively soft things; running around like an idiot; kissing; breaking things; making things that deserve to be broken; doin dude stuff; titties; the five-point-palm exploding heart technique; chomping/being chomped; tiny marmots; robot exoskeletons; g-g-g-g-ghosts!

I'd like to meet:

cynics, original party dogs, promotional mascots for fast food restaurants, my real biological parents.

Music:

lately: the new game record, cam'ron's purple haze, replacements, futureheads, m83, isis, appleseed cast, wu-tang clan and many of its chambers, fennesz

Movies:

seven samuri, the royal tannenbaums, the holy mountain, eyes wide shut, fight club, magnolia, pulp fiction, jackie brown, kill bill, desperado, koyannisqatsi, ghost dog, dead man, clockwork orange, apocalypse now, memento, pi, fugazi's instrument, requiem for a dream, happiness, storytelling, welcome to the dollhouse, santa sangre, brazil, the adventures of baron von munchausen, 1984, chinatown, indiana jones and the last crusade, clerks, down by law, el topo, niagra niagra, sixstring samuri, wild @ heart, mulholland dr, blue velvet, harold and maude, the big labowski, lost in translation, the virgin suicides, groundhog day, buffalo 66, scrooged, rushmore, 8 1/2, knife in the water, barton fink, intolerable cruelty, crouching tiger hidden dragon, lone wolf and cub series, big trouble in little china, full metal jacket, 2001 a space odyssey, the shining, raising arizona, lock stock and two smoking barrels, the wild bunch, straw dogs, wild zero, evil dead, zombi, 28 days later, punch drunk love, etc...

Television:

adult swim, simpsons, sopranos, court tv forensics, chapelle show, making da band, curb your enthusiasm, pimp my ride, any VH1 show about washed up rockers/80's nostalgia, the A-team

Books:

still life with woodpeckers, people's history of the united states, gravity's rainbow, a heartbreaking work of staggering genius, 1984, mason & dixon, trainspotting, things fall apart, the universe in a nutshell, choke

Heroes:

dr. jack kevorkian, dr. octopus, michael moore, mr. jason dove, stephen hawkings, noam chomsky, david sedaris, thomas pynchon, charles bronson, david carradine, mr t

My Blog

the mustache conspiracy

so i'm bowling my little heart out last night, with the best score i've had all night (ok, that's a lie...i had too many beers and was rollin' quite sloppy), when all of a sudden this potbellied musta...
Posted by Piston Honda on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

turn offs- vol. 1

people who refer to their means of transportation as "my baby." people who don't know that by putting quotes around a word, it doesn't imply importance, it just makes it look like you're being sarc...
Posted by Piston Honda on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

the replicat

so today me and jeanne were hanging outside watching cosmic (my black cat) roll around on the patio and commenting on how fucking cute he is, when at that very moment another black cat that looked exa...
Posted by Piston Honda on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

rejection letter from the cancer club

so i saw that camel lights actually has a profile on myspace. and you know, since i spend a good portion of the day with one dangling from my lips, i figured it only appropriate that i invite him to ...
Posted by Piston Honda on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST