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kettner(d)

fear is the mindkiller.fear is the little death

About Me

always drawing nerdy shit... www.kettnerd.com

My Interests

hanging out in coffee shops every freaking day

I'd like to meet:

more participants for epic group photos:

DUMBLEDORE'S ARMY:
Behold! the ACTIVITY KIDS!!!

Nishat

Mike Brennan

Zia

Charlie

Bonsky

Kate

Nick Lee

Emily

Amelia

Andy Gunn

Josh+1

xJoshx

Bukowski

Monica

Nickey Robo

Maggie 18

Steve 16

Colin

Kev Roche

Baxter

Shakes

Claire

Liz

Joe

Scott

give a ghost a restored body, trolls into gold,
frag trolls, etc.

Music:

SPRING AHEAD!! : 7seconds, the no-jons, side by side, tangled lines, moondog, propagandhi, love songs, latterman, anthem88, fiya, screeching weasel, weston, bikini kill, i-object, carrie nations, signal lost, harum scarum, deathreat, the jazz june, radon, naked raygun, the promise ring, heresy, government warning, the good good always listening to:

Movies:

the funniest movie i have ever seen is good ol' HarryPotter and the sorcerers stone...as re-imagined by the genius of brad neely, better known as WIZARD PEOPLE,DEAR READERS... SKY CAPTAIN and the world of tomorrow pretty much fulfills all of my pre-requisites for a perfect film....lets see, it had giant robots, lost civilizations,eye patches, sassy girl reporters,ray guns, british accents, monsters, rocket ships, mad scientists, jet packs,lots of inside joke movie refferences and of course escape pods.....and i mean....in an escape pod with a sassy girl reporter....it doesnt get any better than that. forever good movies are the original star wars trilogy(until lucas continues to fuck with it, gives all the storm troopers and bobba fett kiwi accents,and adds in a CG alec guinness doing backflips fighting vader in episode four, and sneaks in frank oz mentioning midiclurients during lukes training on degobah....lucas...that fucking guy hates me), dune, LA confidential, blade runner, lost horizon, ghost busters, revenge of the nerds, blue velvet,raiders of the lost ark, the goonies, LOTR trilogy, rushmore,spirited away, 2001: a space odyssey, from russia with love, play it again sam, the thief of bagdad,the adventures of baron munchausen, and a ton of other geeky shit.

Television:

buffy, twin peaks, kids in the hall, firefly, any history/discovery channel show about ancient mysteries, mummies, nazi's, forensic crime labs and the lost continent of atlantis

Heroes:

Ronnie the Bear, Peter Parker, Enid Coleslaw, Joseff Kavalier, Dale Cooper, Andy Stitzer, Benjamin J. Grimm,Jack Bauer, Barbara Gordon, Dr. Peter Venkman, Willow Rosenberg, Edward Bloom,Hagbard Celine, Samwise Gamgee, Jean Luc Picard, Tyler Durdan, Ellen Ripley, Roy Batty, Adrian Veidt, Mikey Walsh, Hal Jordan, Hermoine Granger, Esperanza Glass, Yorick Brown,Malcom Reynolds, Amelie Poulain,Kitty Pryde,Ferris Bueller, Arthur Dent, Jimmy Mc Nulty,Clint Barton, Max Fischer,Nate Fisher, Virginia Applejack,Hieronymus Karl Friedrich Freiherr v. Mnchhausen, Henry Jones jr. and Luke Skywalker.

My Blog

122: "i dont know where or when, but its beginning to begin"

yargh. slumpsville. i dunno whats up, but i've felt so incredibly low energy lately...and i'm waiting for that full fledged summer feeling to knock me on my ass...and..i mean, i know that sitting arou...
Posted by kettner(d) on Fri, 06 Jun 2008 09:41:00 PST

121: "get busy living or get busy dying..thats goddamn right"

so here i am on another chinatown bus.overcrowded memorial day weekend. decided last minute on friday to get away from philly, though i kind of immediately regretted following my escape impulse. it's ...
Posted by kettner(d) on Sun, 25 May 2008 03:07:00 PST

120: " lets become stories, lets become ghosts.."

life right now feels like the beginning chapters of a really good book. the summer feeling has begun again. i find that even on lazy afternoons like today, i am tingling with anticipation for what's t...
Posted by kettner(d) on Tue, 29 Apr 2008 12:34:00 PST

119: " churned up memories of times we dreamt that got us all veclemphed "

tonight is about nostalgia. foolishly unexpected at 4 am on a sunday morning. i mean, really, after spending the better half of the week with the first girl i ever loved...after not having seen them i...
Posted by kettner(d) on Sun, 30 Mar 2008 02:31:00 PST

118: "just one girlie at the tourney and it’s kill or be killed..."

there was actually like... three girls who participated in the rpg tournament at higher grounds last night,along with about a dozen very nerdy men and even a couple of small children... my friend kim ...
Posted by kettner(d) on Sun, 09 Mar 2008 01:09:00 PST

117: "heres to the skinned knees and sutured hearts..."

so, here we are, almost the middle of march...the clocks have just sprung ahead...this puts me in a good mood. i'd like to think that we are all beginning to thaw out and get ready for spring and the ...
Posted by kettner(d) on Sun, 09 Mar 2008 12:43:00 PST

116: "i’ve got no time for your sunday afternoons, and i’ll never go outside"

man, life lately has been seriously weird. hibernation mode has kicked into overdrive. after the sick of it all injury i ended up getting the flu and it resulted in not leaving the house for like 10 d...
Posted by kettner(d) on Sun, 24 Feb 2008 05:16:00 PST

115: "when life’s not fair, true friends will always be there.."

so friday night i received the probably most groady mosh-related injury in my 15 or so years as a punk. during sick of it alls set at the FU church i definitely cracked a couple of ribs while i was cr...
Posted by kettner(d) on Tue, 12 Feb 2008 03:16:00 PST

114: " the funny little frog in my throat.."

life has felt really cracked out lately. like for realz, i don't think my hours have been this weird since art school. i don't know if this is a good thing or a bad thing. i have also not been this pr...
Posted by kettner(d) on Wed, 06 Feb 2008 05:08:00 PST

113: "i’m not sure just what i need, but i’ll never be less than free "

so, its another chinatown bus ride back to new york. and this after a blitzkrieg assault on the big apple with the philly activity kids. asides van, saves the day sing alongs, mythological creature br...
Posted by kettner(d) on Tue, 18 Dec 2007 08:12:00 PST