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Patchie

I tried to think of the most harmless thing. Something I loved from my childhood. Something that cou

About Me

I'm a jerk and a slacker. I try to be fair and logical, but the two rarely coincide. I'm disorganized, distracted & undisciplined. I always wear my seatbelt but I drive way too fast.
Some people would say I'm cynical and judgemental. I say such people are niave and often disappointed.

I don't respond well to people's weaknesses and insecurities. I spend a considerable amount of time fortifying those of my own.

I like my songs with sing-alongs and woah woah woah woah woah's.

My Interests

shit to do this summer: art, skating, shows, forts, picnics, bikes, beating my car to death, records, new friends, old friends, saving cash moneys, burgers, swimming and getting smooched in the rain.

I'd like to meet:

i'm sending my friends away. not just for today or tomorrow, but until they've learned their lesson and know what it is I wanted them to say. so i left them on the roadside and i drove away. i went home and changed my address, dyed my hair and changed my name. because next time they meet me, i don't want to be the same girl they knew. if that's alright. i think i sent myself away then too.

Music:

mostly punk

Movies:

mostly comedy

Television:

mostly cartoons

Books:

mostly comics

My Blog

Happy Valentine's Day...

GET FUCKED!!!PS:.....national geographic is really neat.
Posted by baptême du feu on Thu, 15 Feb 2007 10:29:00 PST

Lewis Black, Great Achievments in Hating.

I wanna say, this man puts my hatin' to shame.I can only wish to be as great a hater as Lewis Black.Dude hates everything for the right reasons. A man after my own heart.I'd like to marry him ...then ...
Posted by baptême du feu on Sun, 04 Feb 2007 12:03:00 PST

Seasonal Affective Disorder & The Onion, tell it like it is, son!

The Onion is awesome....this is exactly how winter makes me feel.Hey, everybody, look at me, I'm a tiny little baby who lets winter cold and an hour or two of extra darkness keep me from functioning. ...
Posted by baptême du feu on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 06:19:00 PST

idioms

Give them enough rope to hang themselves....and they surely will.
Posted by baptême du feu on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 01:28:00 PST

Good Things

The art-thing is kinda running away with me all the sudden.I'm not complaining. It's all rather a fluke, kinda. I wasn't even trying...and now these goddamn things are taking over my life.Which is lov...
Posted by baptême du feu on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 10:21:00 PST

I wanted to get to bed sooner....

...but the idea of dead people crawling on my floor while Im sleeping keeps fucking with me.Every creek I hear makes me jump up, looking for muddy asian-ghost-bitches to swing at.No more asian horror ...
Posted by baptême du feu on Sat, 13 Jan 2007 01:31:00 PST

2k7

In 3 hours it'll be 2k7.I cant say i've been happier to see a whole year of my life come to an end. Usually, I feel sad as a year passes, thinking about the good and bad times that came and went and m...
Posted by baptême du feu on Mon, 01 Jan 2007 06:13:00 PST

(about me)

MANIA: medical condition characterized by severely elevated mood. People who experience a manic state often describe themselves as feeling high and superior. Generally, mania also provokes racing thou...
Posted by baptême du feu on Sun, 31 Dec 2006 12:57:00 PST