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Brock Samson

The Swedish Murder Machine

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My name is Brock Samson. I was born to a single mother in Omaha, Nebraska in the early 1960s. I'm half Swedish, a quarter Polish, and a quarter Winnebago Indian. I have one brother. I joined the army when I was kicked out of college my freshmen year. Eventually, I was approached my government agents and I now work as an agent with the Office of Secret Intelligence, assigned to protect the Venture family in "Operation Rusty's Blanket." Most of my time is spent watching after the boys. If you mess with my family, I'll kill you. When there's no rescuing to be done, I can normally be found working on my '69 Charger and listening to Led Zeppelin.

My Interests


Women
Muscle Cars (I own a '69 Charger)
Family
Killing
Smoking
Drinking
Fighting
Exercise
Herb Gardens

I'd like to meet:


MURAL BY TWO VB FANS SENT VIA MYSPACE

THE VENTURE BROS AT ADULTSWIM.COM

Music:


Led Zeppelin
early Rolling Stones
Rush (up to Moving Pictures)
Black Sabbath (until Ozzy left)
Dio

Movies:


The Iron Giant. I could really relate to it.

Television:


Rockford Files
Kung-Fu
Elimi-date.

Books:


Owner's Manual, 1969 Dodge Charger. Informative in a punchy, brisk, economical prose style.

Heroes:


General ____________(name censored in accordance with the Patriot Act). He backed me during that court martial thing when I was at Ft. (name censored in accordance with the Patriot Act) and then, years later, as I held what was left of his head, his last words on this earth were the best advice I've ever gotten from anyone. They never leave me.

Colonel Hunter Gathers...the man was like a father to me.

Race Bannon was one of the best agents OSI had to offer and a good friend. RIP.

My Blog

The Venture Bros: Season 3

If you've been watching Adult Swim lately, you might have noticed a commercial for The Venture Bros. It started off by advertising re-runs, and then, at the end, it announced that Season 3 would be ai...
Posted by Brock Samson on Sat, 05 Apr 2008 02:54:00 PST

Posting Comments and Season 3

Getting PhishedI like to keep this profile's comments nice and clean (free of spam). If your account gets phished, I'll probably block you so the page doesn't get spammed with ads. It's nothing person...
Posted by Brock Samson on Thu, 09 Aug 2007 08:54:00 PST

Brock Samson on Wikipedia - 6/26/07

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Posted by Brock Samson on Wed, 27 Jun 2007 10:15:00 PST

IGN: 10 Questions

http://movies.ign.com/articles/538/538198p1.html 1. What is your favorite piece of music?Led Zeppelin's "Moby Dick", live at Montreaux.2. What is your favorite film?[The Iron Giant]. I could really re...
Posted by Brock Samson on Thu, 21 Dec 2006 08:56:00 PST