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The Guild Of Calamitous Intent

Hate You Can Trust

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Here at the Guild Of Calamitous Intent, your nemesis is our business. Since 1910 the Guild has provided first rate professional mennace to all who qualify. The Guild is the worlds recognized leader in organized havoc. Having a membership dwarfing rival groups such as "The Fraternity of Torment", and "The Peril Partnership", as well as other "freelance" villains. The Guild credits our large numbers to the fact that we offer protection from authorities and benefits such as free health and dental insurance to all members, as well as access to henchmen and other technology to help our top notch villains commit crimes. In exchange, Guild members are required to follow a code of honor with regards to how they carry out their criminal schemes. The Guild approves heroes, or teams of theme appropriate colleagues, to be assigned their very own certified super-villians. A "villain screening" may be scheduled to allow the hero to select a proper nemesis. Having a member of The Guild as your own "arch-enemy" is a highly sought after status symbol throughout the universe. Because of our policy (referred to as "controlled costumed aggression"), the Guild of Calamitous Intent enjoys a level of popularity and acceptance in society and amongst law enforcement. The Guild has even turned its popularity and "trustworthiness" into an official motto: "Hate You Can Trust".Besides its vast membership of actual villains, the Guild employs its own henchmen, called "Strangers". "Strangers" are the main field operatives of the organization. They dress in fur-lined trench coats and fedoras, as well as having cyborg implants. Strangers mainly carry out Guild business, which can include serving as deadly assassin squads, acts of espionage, and armed forces for Guild assaults

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What separates the Guild from most villain organizations is the complex Honor Code that the Guild abides by. The code was partially conceived as a set of rules and outlined in the Guild of Calamitous Intent's official handbook and has since been expanded over the years with the signing of various treaties between major heroes, such as Jonas Venture Sr., and unspoken "gentlemens agreement" forged with various law enforcement organizations. These involve the Guild providing resources such as new police cruisers to local precincts, and banning its members from harming or murdering local cops under any circumstances, in exchange for the police turning a blind eye to the crimes committed by Guild members as well as the Guild. Following the Honor Code is required by all Guild members as a condition to join the group. While some members willingly follow these rules and don't question them, others see the rules as a bothersome formality that must be followed so as to ensure that they can still receive the Guild's very generous health and dental plans as well as a level of immunity from local law enforcement groups. The code of conduct is complex; among the rules enforced are: Villains and their henchmen are limited in their choice of weapons, according to the severity of their situation. Crimes such as rape and sexual assault are forbidden. Any hero who is associated with the Guild through its "Arch-Nemesis Assignment Program" will never, under any circumstance, be paired off for battle against a villain who is more powerful than the hero in question. Local law enforcement officers are off-limits and can not be harmed under any circumstances. Furthermore, all Guild members are required to follow and honor all treaties signed with the super-hero community, a number of which were negotiated personally by Jonas Venture, Sr.. These include treaties banning Guild members from attacking heroes on holidays. Another treaty, "Rusty's Law" states that a Guild member must allow a hero and their children to leave their custody in the event that the hero's child becomes injured during the hostage situation so they can receive medical treatment. Rusty's Law further states that the hero and family are required to return after the medical crisis is resolved. Breaking these rules can result in expulsion from the Guild, who will rescind any prior vows of help or protection.

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The Guild Roster Hits 300

I just wanted to make mention of the milestone for this profile as TheGuild of Calamitous Intent is about to accept its 300th member. For apage that honestly, and somewhat obviously, took me five minu...
Posted by on Thu, 12 Mar 2009 23:00:00 GMT