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Hank

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About Me

I'mthe older twin of the Venture Brothers. Dean is my little inexperienced sibling. I'm the manly one,the one who will some day save the world as "The Bat". My pop thinks it's silly, but this is coming from the President of Candyland. (My brother being the mayor). Then there is Brock. Brock is foremost my hero. i want to be just like him when I grow up! Then... there is Miss Cocktease. Some day I'm gonna sweep her off her feet and make her wish she had loved me when I was younger.

My Interests

Molotov Cocktease, beating up Deano, solving mysteries, hanging out with Brock, making Dean my slave, Brisbyland, Busy Bee, Molotov Cocktease, Batman, Super heroes, Molotov Cocktease.

I'd like to meet:

Adam West I'd say. Maybe Batman himself. I mean.. If ghosts exist... so do Santa, the Tooth Fairy and Batman right?

Movies:

Anything with a big muscly hero. I just dig watching guys getting their -beep- kicked.

Television:

Me and Dean have one in our beds. Pretty cool huh?

Books:

Books? Books are for panseys and Dean.

Heroes:

Batman! Brock and well, Batman!

My Blog

crappy... new... years...

oh god... i feel like a train... is running through my bed... and crashing into my tummy. never again... it was bad enough i had to get a lecture... from dean, pop and brock... not worth... it... grea...
Posted by Hank on Mon, 01 Jan 2007 06:49:00 PST

Christmas Pirates!

S0...  I haven't like said anything for a while... But that's not entirely my fault.  Christmas was fun though!  I got a Red Ryder BB Gun and well...  After a few hours in the emee...
Posted by Hank on Fri, 29 Dec 2006 03:12:00 PST

Turkey till you puke!

Yeah, Brock made one heck of a meal and Dean and I got into an eating contest.  I found out I'm allergic to something in the dressing.  I puked for about an hour and then look some Vomit-Nom...
Posted by Hank on Fri, 24 Nov 2006 06:21:00 PST

I WAS THE BAT

yeah.  i had a blast lastnight.   but...  i broke my arm in the process.  notice i can't capitalize or anything that requires shift.  i mean the grappling hook was a lise...
Posted by Hank on Wed, 01 Nov 2006 08:05:00 PST

Awesome!!!

The greatest thing ever!  My family have finally accepted that I AM THE BAT!  In fact, Pop, Deano AND Brock are dressing up with me this Halloween!  deano is gonna be Robin, Pop the Sca...
Posted by Hank on Sat, 28 Oct 2006 06:59:00 PST

Russian Manovich

So last night... Hmm..  We all got siped by the Monarch's henchmen and went to attend a wedding of the Monarch and Dr GF.  Way weird.  Brock and I are still thinking she's a dude. ...
Posted by Hank on Mon, 09 Oct 2006 06:19:00 PST