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'ello, I'm Randy Cocksmith. Well, I am about the sexiest bitch with a cig in their mouth there is hands down fo sho. I rock the purple fur cause I don't care what the MAN thinks. Punk Rock 4ever Bitches! My mum is from England and I really don't know my pops all that well since he has been in and out of jail most of my life. I was born in London but spent most of my life livin in San Francisco. Drove cabs, taught karate at the local Y, did my time in Nam back in 68, hitchhiked across America and even had my own rock band back in the day. I've lived a pretty exciting life and now I just moved to LA and am living with this cool cat who takes me almost everywhere (well at least he use to). He and this sexyass kittykat are the two closest things this rabbit can call family of late. Well besides my best mate Peter Longfellow, but that goes without saying! Petey and me have been pals since he saved my ass from dying in a rice patty outside of Siagon. That bastard carried my worthless hump 7 clicks back to friendlies, god bless em. So if you want to know more...shit...I guess just ask.