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Tommy the Helltender (aka jEFF OFF!!!)

Make life more interesting and just believe everything you hear...

About Me


EXPANDABLE, YET EXPENDABLE
bartender/play music/too patient/your everyday knight in rusted armor

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My Interests

lately...just working, sleeping, kicking ass, avoiding the hospital, low frequencies, a lot of wattage, and maxing out this life...(i think i'm almost at my limit)

I'd like to meet:

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...note the fistprint...

but since he's dead, i guess i'll have to settle for someone else equally as awesome.

Music:

clutch, helmet, nashville pussy, jawbox, quicksand, avail, archers of loaf, refused, jawbreaker, the catherine wheel, fugazi, the format, sparta, bad religion, burning airlines, the exit, coldplay, anything jeremy enigk has ever been apart of...this list will never end so i'm just going to quit now...

Movies:

american history x, wet hot american summer, glengary glenross, falling down, run ronnie run, swimming with sharks, willy wonka, happy campers, donnie darko, fight club, police academies 1-4, the toy, pixar movies and anything with ryan reynolds, kevin spacey, edward norton, and broken lizzard.

Television:

family guy, simpsons, married with children, house, and VH1

Books:

the melancholy death of oyster boy

Heroes:

call him crank

...and my sister

My Blog

REXS vs THE THIEVES and the BATTLE of the OLD 96'r

96 ounces of a bad idea...our friends from england (the thieves) still hold the record for completely finishing 2 in 13 minutes (which if you ask me is completely unheard of...but i saw it with my own...
Posted by Tommy the Helltender (aka jEFF OFF!!!) on Tue, 03 Apr 2007 04:55:00 PST

myspace cleansing

yeah so i'm currently working on downsizing. i realized that out of the 900 people and bands on my friends list, most of them i don't know, listen to, talk to, etc.....no offense, but i probably would...
Posted by Tommy the Helltender (aka jEFF OFF!!!) on Thu, 30 Nov 2006 01:42:00 PST

REDBULL FLUGTAG BALTIMORE 10/21/06

http://www.redbullflugtagusa.comcheck out the video from baltimore.building the cartyes we are very very proudloosening up the night before at the baltimore hyattsome of the competitorsin all of her g...
Posted by Tommy the Helltender (aka jEFF OFF!!!) on Tue, 24 Oct 2006 05:25:00 PST

sea lions in CA....

...sure they look all cute, friendly, and endangered......wait a second...he's looking at me......mother fucker's trying to bite my legs off!!!...yeah that's right, fuck you too asshole!...
Posted by Tommy the Helltender (aka jEFF OFF!!!) on Fri, 21 Apr 2006 08:29:00 PST

guns are for pussies...

...assault rifles are for men...
Posted by Tommy the Helltender (aka jEFF OFF!!!) on Thu, 20 Apr 2006 12:57:00 PST

this is why i love pat to death...

HangThePJ: and beers all night at rexs...I was smashed.HangThePJ: did you see me kiss the guy?grey423: ummm, NO?!?!HangThePJ: hahaha...grey423: if i did i probably would have punched your throatHangTh...
Posted by Tommy the Helltender (aka jEFF OFF!!!) on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST