I'm a simple person. I like english muffin pizzas for dinner and chocolate milkshakes for breakfast.
I often instigate my friends to drink and do stupid things, but don't drink myself.
I enjoy awful horror and "B" movies more than you can even comprehend. Anything that involves loin clothes, sword swing barbarians, or a post apocalyptic future is pretty much guaranteed to entertain me. If the movie uses ketchup for blood and has shakey camera work its even better.
Sometimes I wish Zombies were real, and would take over the earth.
The world in general is fucked, and it is lacking on a few important things.
It needs:
More Ninjas
Real Zombies
Sanctioned Spider Fighting
Giant Mutant Insects or Animals
People with Super Powers
a Politician with a shred of moral fiber
and the ocassional girl who is not fucking crazy.
Unfortunatly these are all imaginary
Things I Want:
