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PREPOSTERONE!

only a fool thinks he knows somethin about somethin he knows nothin about

About Me

i've been called a sinner, wrong doer, evil doer, worker of iniquity, transgressor, bad example, scoundrel, villain, knave, miscreant, viper, wretch, the devil incarnate, monster, demon, fallen angel, murderer, thief, lost sheep, black sheep, black guard, loafer, sneak, good for nothin', ass fuckin', son of a bitch..........yeah i've been called a sinner.

My Interests

(in fraternal order) photographical humor & the d200 tethered to it. 6-stringed instruments i can play. books. satire. boom boxes. haley's comet. peg-legged canines. the letter "q" because it's worth so many points in scrabble. scrabble. scrapple. plague. famine. war. death. kittens chasing their tails. crimson. velvet curtains. ridiculous interests lists. sarcasm, the whole lot of it. the term "soup to nuts". tee shirts. bothering people for good ideas that i may wind up squandering at a later date & time. ampersands. hourglasses that don't run properly. diodes. vacuum tubes. honey dijon mustard. mustard's gaseous counterpart. symbiotes. certain people. maladjustment. aurora borealis. jealousy. contempt. juxtaposition. scene zines, sans the scene. independency among nations. my prints finishing before i finish this list. the slight retardation in my gene pool. sunglasses. cheap ones. the 13th revolution. the heaven's gate cult phenomenon. the judicial system. eddie izzard. the europeans in general. travel. obeying the laws of physics. free time. brian mock finally admitting we belong together. 6 or 7 cups of coffee in a single sitting. helicopters. underground embankments and deltas. the state. promises. giving out appliances for valentine's day because i have no idea what could possess me to do something like that. making short films. muse. musing. being obnoxiously amusing. rhyming without the intent. alcohol. carnivals. prostitutes. discotheques. zombies with amazing make-up. decent bowel movements. text messages that don't have eighteen abbreviations. jaundice. vulgarity. continuity errrors. tube tops. reading rainbow. lazy susans. retractable screwdrivers. short shorts. 24-hour truck drivers. two and a quarter negs. beards. ballrooms. train schedules. the letter "dance". tempura paints. mooseknuckles. vera wang. cigarettes. long walks on the beach. goddamn oranges. horrorshows. blue eyes that sink your fucking heart. prosthetics. pornography. three easy payments of nine niety-nine. spelunking. papier mache. super 8. survival tactics. exit wounds. the lazy eye. magic eye, especially when tired. toasters. the wolf man and his nads. secularity. specularity. kaleidescopes. underwater adventures. ski caps. al capones. fraggle rock. pretentious lists of influences. stealing lists of interests from the last band you were in. endings.

I'd like to meet:

"i...put the screw...in the tuna!"

Music:

"fuck me? fuck me? fuck me? no. fuck you. you. yeah fuck you. fuck you. you. you. you."

Movies:

"people say crazy shit during sex. one time i called this girl 'mom'."

Television:

"tricks are what hookers do for money."

Books:

"birds ate my face."

Heroes:

"heroes come and go, kid, but legends never die."

My Blog

f u c k t o d a y

today i have officially lost all faith in people. the respectable are outnumbered in hordes by those who follow or lie or revert or deceive or ignore. talking shit and holding grudges have not become ...
Posted by PREPOSTERONE! on Wed, 20 Feb 2008 06:08:00 PST

s a d l y a n d s h a m e f u l l y

f'real.if you were part of the AUDREYISMYSTYLIST! shoots, then i am giving the lot of you a big middle finger for NOT letting me do my full job. for those of you who posted pics from those wonderful s...
Posted by PREPOSTERONE! on Sat, 20 Oct 2007 02:39:00 PST

d e a t h

this has been, by far, the most contrasty piece of shit summer i have ever been accustomed to. and yes the good was great. no bull there. but something happened one day that has inexplicably turned ar...
Posted by PREPOSTERONE! on Wed, 18 Jul 2007 05:01:00 PST

s h e n a s t y

it's thick. all of us. i'm talking unhealthy. the substance of unattended aggression. wadded up newspaper padded with hard rain & the odors that seep out of the pages. sticking to the back of your...
Posted by PREPOSTERONE! on Wed, 20 Jun 2007 12:31:00 PST

c l e a r w a t e r f l o r i d a

yeah your moon hangs like wallpaper excessively gluedundressing the stucco house it once decoratedglowing massive over the turnpike it gives direction without fingersthe surrounding andromeda sit idly...
Posted by PREPOSTERONE! on Fri, 15 Jun 2007 06:03:00 PST

r i g h t , c o w b o y ?

i'm listening to the minor times right now. i'm not clever enough for that line.suffice to say, here's something more recent.we're all so proud to watch you fall so hardthe bruises match your eyesligh...
Posted by PREPOSTERONE! on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 09:32:00 PST

t w e l v e t w e n t y t w o

the archives read:and the word of god came straight from the horse's mouthwhen the wine and make up drip straight into your teethyou'll taste the bitterness of suggestioncries of boys and girls will b...
Posted by PREPOSTERONE! on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 09:27:00 PST

w h y i h a v e d e l e t e d y o u

so, as i'm sure most everyone has noticed, i've basically rid myself of any sensical "top 8". and though most of you don't care one way or another, whether i've fallen off the face of the earth or sin...
Posted by PREPOSTERONE! on Fri, 11 Aug 2006 05:28:00 PST

d e c e m b e r w a s r e l e n t l e s s

i've come to miss december. this past one, anyway. it was raw and unapologetic. everyone and everything still had that new car smell. fresh. even the cold weather couldn't take that away from us. at o...
Posted by PREPOSTERONE! on Sun, 14 May 2006 09:18:00 PST