(in fraternal order) photographical humor & the d200 tethered to it. 6-stringed instruments i can play. books. satire. boom boxes. haley's comet. peg-legged canines. the letter "q" because it's worth so many points in scrabble. scrabble. scrapple. plague. famine. war. death. kittens chasing their tails. crimson. velvet curtains. ridiculous interests lists. sarcasm, the whole lot of it. the term "soup to nuts". tee shirts. bothering people for good ideas that i may wind up squandering at a later date & time. ampersands. hourglasses that don't run properly. diodes. vacuum tubes. honey dijon mustard. mustard's gaseous counterpart. symbiotes. certain people. maladjustment. aurora borealis. jealousy. contempt. juxtaposition. scene zines, sans the scene. independency among nations. my prints finishing before i finish this list. the slight retardation in my gene pool. sunglasses. cheap ones. the 13th revolution. the heaven's gate cult phenomenon. the judicial system. eddie izzard. the europeans in general. travel. obeying the laws of physics. free time. brian mock finally admitting we belong together. 6 or 7 cups of coffee in a single sitting. helicopters. underground embankments and deltas. the state. promises. giving out appliances for valentine's day because i have no idea what could possess me to do something like that. making short films. muse. musing. being obnoxiously amusing. rhyming without the intent. alcohol. carnivals. prostitutes. discotheques. zombies with amazing make-up. decent bowel movements. text messages that don't have eighteen abbreviations. jaundice. vulgarity. continuity errrors. tube tops. reading rainbow. lazy susans. retractable screwdrivers. short shorts. 24-hour truck drivers. two and a quarter negs. beards. ballrooms. train schedules. the letter "dance". tempura paints. mooseknuckles. vera wang. cigarettes. long walks on the beach. goddamn oranges. horrorshows. blue eyes that sink your fucking heart. prosthetics. pornography. three easy payments of nine niety-nine. spelunking. papier mache. super 8. survival tactics. exit wounds. the lazy eye. magic eye, especially when tired. toasters. the wolf man and his nads. secularity. specularity. kaleidescopes. underwater adventures. ski caps. al capones. fraggle rock. pretentious lists of influences. stealing lists of interests from the last band you were in. endings.
"i...put the screw...in the tuna!"
"fuck me? fuck me? fuck me? no. fuck you. you. yeah fuck you. fuck you. you. you. you."
"people say crazy shit during sex. one time i called this girl 'mom'."
"tricks are what hookers do for money."
"birds ate my face."
"heroes come and go, kid, but legends never die."