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Mable Satan 2.0

The true queen of darkness!

About Me

Huh?! What was that sonny? Oh you wan to know a little more about Mable you say well then okay...Are you here to give me my pills?No?Who are you?Huh? About me?Oh well where was I... Oh yes! Mables life story okay then here it goes.My life story started when my my parents gave birth to a sweet little old lady, ME!:I had a short stint as a God but found that that really just wasn't me:I decided to try a different life approach for a while as Satan:Well that didn't work out very well... it turns out that as much as I enjoyed it, punishing the wicked sinners and driving evil thoughts around the world was really hard work...After being fired from that job I ended up becoming a crack addict:Well, crack addict became crackwhore and eventually I starred in several x-rated films (see more about my porn career in my movie section)This led me to a life of crime where I was so obsessed with materialistic things that it utterly consumed my life. I became obsessed with my dope ass walker and started running guns to support my crack and walker addiction.Eventually I got the help I so desperatly needed from a very special friend (Thank you cow lovin Fred) and had a short term job as a circus performer:After that I had a very successful career in the movie and game industry (More about this in the television and movie section)I made a lot of money from those jobs so I spent a while just enjoying life. I spent a lot of time dancing in the streets, I had the time of my life!All that dancing was fun and all, but life was calling me... particularly a love of life that I've always had. I had decided to get back into the Satan business, but this time I wouldn't take it in stride like the last attempt.I got myself in shape practiced my using my evil destructive powers.I applied for my old job and with my new attitude and appearance they could possibly turn me away. The best part is that they pay me triple what I used to make thanks in part to my career in the movie and game industry.So here I am, the current ruler of hell, killer and usurper, unrelenting destroyer of souls, your wicked master... yep thats me, MABLE!

My Interests

long, long strolls down the nursing home hallways, taking my pills with someone who doesn't drool (all the time), reminising about bygone centuries

I'd like to meet:

My walker and anyone that thinks they can get away with touching my dope ass walker I'll give em what for!Anyone willing to bow down to the unholy menace that is MABLE SATAN (2.0)

Music:

Oh I just love that beethoven he was quite the charmer back in my day

Movies:

You mean them movin pictures? who'd spent a nickle to turn a crank and watch some pictures move thats crazy talk, crazy I tell ya!Movies I was in:Scenes from geriatric triple xxx 4:

Television:

No I have farsighted vision but there are some games that go thru that picture box thing that I was in:The old school original

Books:

The good book and the Satanic Bible

Heroes:

Fighten Dweight Eisenhower and this handson chunk of cow lovin man, Fred:

My Blog

Mable High Rez Pictures

Listen up whipper snappers! If you punks want to see high-rez versions of some of the pics on here go to: http://www.flickr.com/photos/foiz5000/sets/72157594332492065 /...
Posted by Mable Satan 2.0 on Fri, 20 Oct 2006 01:08:00 PST