Peter Griffin

May 1st 2005 -- The Return of the Griffins
I live in Quahog, Rhode Island with my wife, Lois, and my three children -- Chris, Meg and ...uhh...the baby, who's name i just forgot ((Oh this one time I lost my baby in a poker bet to Quagmire, but Quagmire traded him back for a couple nude pics of Lois!.. Oh wait I remember! His name is Stewie! Yeah that's my little baby boy! He's such a peaceful little cute angel of a a baby...ok well i'm friggin' getting off topic let me get back to my "About Me" thingie....))-- and my best friend ((2nd to television)), Brian.
My favorite favorite past-times are Sharing naked pictures of my wife with Quagmire, watching telivision, having sex with my wife, playing fetch with Brian, golfing with Cleveland ((my African American friend)), cheating Death, oh yeah and putting sticks in Joe's Wheel Chair spokes. Ehh..hehehe.
Accomplishments: I've been dictator of the country, Petoria; met the Pope; improved at a bank robbery; ran in the rain with William Shaptner; looked Death in the face literally, twice!; and have ripped the largest fart on television, EVER...Oh yeah and my wife slept with Gene Simmons from KISS... that means I technically slept with him as well even if it's a second degree... nice. I slept with KISS!! Ehh..hehehe
" Gays don't vomit. They're a very clean people. And they've been that way ever since they came over to this country from France."
"Joe, I've had new neighbors before but none of them were half the man you are. And since you're half a man already, that splits them into some kind of fraction I can't even measure. "
Things I hate:
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Enemies:
That Damn chicken...
Join my groups (and I guarantee that you'll get laid):
Family Guy
American Dad