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Karl Childers

A'ight 'den

About Me

I just got out of the nervous hospital. I reckon I's needin' to make some new friends. I reckon I'ma have to get used to lookin' at purdy people, and I reckon I'ma have to get used to them a lookin' at me. Mmmm Hmmm.

My Interests

Mustard and biscuits, french fried potaters(the big'uns),potted meat(w/peckers and lips), readin' magazines and eatin' hard candy. I like to tinker around on lawnmowers too and help that little feller tote his sacks of warsh, if I don't give out first. Mmmm Hmmmm

I'd like to meet:

Me and that boys made friends, I reckon I could use me a few more.

Music:

I don't rightly know too much about music,hhmm. But I like listnin' to dem two fellers on that big show outfit. They like the way I talk and I like the way they talk, hmmm

'Dat Morris, he came up with this song 'dat went a somethin' like this:
I stand on a hill, not for a thrill,
but for the breath of a fresh kill,
and never mind the man who contemplates,
doin' away with license plates.
He stands alone anyhow,
bakin' the cookies of discontent,
by the heat of the laundry mat vent.
Leavin' his soul( then I drop down just a little off center and I go dot, dot, dot, kinda like in poetry)
and I go... Leavin' his soul
partin' the waters of the medulla oblongata
of (bbublbublbublbublbubl) Mankind!!!!
I thought 'dat was a good song 'till that mean feller Doyle kicked 'em all out. Mmmmmmm

Movies:

I don't care to much fer the big picture,hmmm. Too many people in them screen houses, makes me nervous. I reckon I like Billy Bob Thornton's movies. Except fer Bad Santa. He ought not talk to that little fat feller that way,hmmm. If I was there I'd a got me a sling blade, and he wouldn't have bothered that little fat feller no more,hmmm. A'ight den

Books:

Diff'rent ones, The Bible, I reckon I understand a great deal of it, I cain't understand all of it, books on Christmas, books on how to be a carpenter. I never was no good wit history though. Mmmm Hmmm

My Blog

Two Fellers

Hmmmm...They was these two fellers...standin on a bridge a goint' da bafroom. One feller says the waters cold. The other feller says the waters deep....Hmmm...I believe one feller come from Arkansas.....
Posted by Karl Childers on Fri, 24 Feb 2006 06:25:00 PST

Fat Lady

This fat woman came into Bill Cox outfit the other day. Said she was a lookin a mower. I told her if she was that hungry she could try the Frosty Cream right up da road, they got real good french frie...
Posted by Karl Childers on Fri, 24 Feb 2006 05:39:00 PST

Mmmm, double meat burgers

That Bill Cox feller, he bought me some lunch from up 'dere at the Frosty Cream. I asked him, reckon what you like to eat up 'dere, and that Scooter feller said, "they made a good double meat bur...
Posted by Karl Childers on Fri, 24 Feb 2006 09:05:00 PST