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The Dude

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About Me

NAMES JOSH. AKA THE DUDE. I PARTY. I ROCK.

IF YOU LIVE NOTHING, YOU ARE NOTHING.

IF YOU ROLL IT, THEY WILL COME..

ROCK N ROLL PRAYER:

Oh, would that my words were written down,
Would that they were inscribed on a record,
That with an iron fist and led zeppelin,
They were cut in the rock forever,
But as for me, i know that heavy metal lives,
And that it will at last stand forth upon the dust,
That i myself shall see,
My own ears not another's shall behold it,
And from my flesh i shall see it rock,
My inmost being is consumed with longing,
This is the word of the rocker!

SMURFS ONLY LAUGH WHEN THEY WALK IN THE WOODS CUZ THE GRASS TICKLES THEIR BALLS..
Your Famous Last Words Will Be:
.. "I can pass this guy." What Will Your Famous Last Words Be?
TWISTED SISTER - CANT STOP ROCK N ROLL

My Interests



FAST CARS, COLD BEER, LOUD MUSIC, ROCK N ROLL, GUITARS, CONCERTS, STRIPPERS, PARTIES, HEADBANGIN TO KILLER RIFFS, BOOBS, BEACH BABES, LIMOS, THROWIN UP THE HORNS, WORKIN ON DOORS, BEIN WITH FRIENDS, TATTOOS.

I'd like to meet:

MY MAKER, JOHNNY WINTER, RANDY RHODES, AL CAPONE, IGGY POP, SANTA CLAUS, TOOTH FAIRY, A REAL LIVING DINOSAUR, KING TUT, THAT SHORT DUDE FROM FRANCE, A SOBER HOMELESS DUDE, GEORGE WASHINGTON, CHARLES BRONSAN, A MIDGET PROSTITUTE, A REAL PIRATE, AND SOMEONE WHO CAN BLOW STUFF UP WITH THEIR MIND.

Music:



PRETTY MUCH I LIKE ANYTHING THAT ROCKS AND IS WORTH A SHIT.

Movies:

DETROIT ROCK CITY, SCHOOL OF ROCK, DEVILS REJECTS, STRANGELAND, WE WERE SOLDIERS, UHF, TALLADEGA NIGHTS, ARMY OF DARKNESS. MOVIES WITH BOOBS AND ROCK N ROLL.

Television:

PENN AND TELLER: BULLSHIT.

Books:

TABLETURE BOOKS.

Heroes:

SUPERCHRISTIE!!!! PRINCESS NIKKI!!!BRANDITO, SCOTTETH, THIS BUDS FOR YOU!!!, NASH - R.I.P. BRETHREN, RACKOLIO, IGGY POP, JOHNNY WINTER, WORLDS GREATEST DRUMMER MY UNCLE G, DEE SNIDER, HANK III, EDDIE OJEDA, ANGUS YOUNG, BON SCOTT, GG ALLIN, EL DUCE FROM THE MENTORS, ULTIMATE WARRIOR, GLEN BENTON FROM DEICIDE, PAUL BOOTH, DARK ANGELS, MR. BUNGLE, BAR TENDERS, HOT WAITRESSES, LAYNE STALEY, AND ANYONE WHO BRINGS CHAOS AND DESTRUCTION TO SOCIETY IN MORE WAYS THAN ONE.

My Blog

Life according to buns...

first and foremost, i must start this out with a few subjects that i have been hearing about lately on the radio and such. the first is about the whole fuckin pitbull deal. first of all, you can make ...
Posted by The Dude on Sun, 19 Aug 2007 07:19:00 PST

fuckin ticks....

Thats right. fuckin ticks. i had the bright idea of goin to the river tonight to try and rescue a fishin lure my buddy lost on a trip one day. well all started well to after sundown and the fuckin for...
Posted by The Dude on Fri, 10 Aug 2007 07:33:00 PST

forever free

I ride all alone and can't seeThe road to nowhere anymoreAnd shadows whispers are calling meTo forbidden forests by the shoreAnd there she fell, deep in the nightOne breath away from heavens lightAnd ...
Posted by The Dude on Tue, 03 Jul 2007 07:26:00 PST

thats how we roll

thats how we roll.... with suits of armor we enter the room jousting with semis, we lower the boom this kind of action doth take its toll big yellow earth movers, thats how we roll chainmail clangin...
Posted by The Dude on Mon, 11 Jun 2007 11:18:00 PST

another fight, another victory...

thats right. i have yet another scheduled bout agianst a being that shall be no more. im pumped. wish me luck.
Posted by The Dude on Fri, 08 Jun 2007 06:37:00 PST

Did you know?

1. Redheads make up only 4% of the population of the world. 2. Blondes have thicker hair than brunettes on average. 3. "Formicophilia" is the fetish for having small insects crawl on your genitals. 4....
Posted by The Dude on Wed, 21 Feb 2007 03:59:00 PST

50 Greatest Rock songs ever....

This is it. These are the 50 greatest Rock songs ever. Keep in mind this is an opinion. Deal with it fuckers. I win!!!! 50. Stranglehold. - Ted Nugent. 49. Little Queenie - Chuck Berry 48. Far Away - ...
Posted by The Dude on Sun, 11 Feb 2007 12:03:00 PST

18 Facts about Charles Bronson

1. When a tsunami happens, it's because Charles Bronson has been swimming laps in the ocean.2. Charles Bronson poops light sabers.3. Charles Bronson clips his toenails with a chain saw. But he holds i...
Posted by The Dude on Sun, 11 Feb 2007 09:41:00 PST

Lifes Greatest Disappointments......

I just thought I would share these with whoever wants to read this damn thing. Some of  Lifes Greatests Disappointments are as follows: 1. Lap dances.--With a face and body like that, do y...
Posted by The Dude on Fri, 09 Feb 2007 07:35:00 PST

22 Facts about Chuck Norris...

22 Chuck Norris Facts 1. Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.2. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.3. Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are tradema...
Posted by The Dude on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 12:32:00 PST