penn and teller bullshit profiles

S3TH An Eye is Upon You

Age:
34 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Arkham, Massachusetts
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Some extra baggage
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Darwin

Age:
22 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
San Diego, CALIFORNIA
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Slim / Slender
sexg0d

phil e. drifter because most people will never know anything beyond what they hear with their own two ears

Age:
31 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Philly, baby!, Pennsylvania
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Average
Here For:
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myappletree

Mario

Age:
23 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
HUNTSVILLE, ALABAMA
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
Black / African descent
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Gay / Lesbian
Body:
Average
Here For:
Friends, Networking
atheistteam

The A-Team

Age:
27 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
New York, New York
Country:
United States
Status:
Single
bigassnedmark

Rational Responder "Aquarius is a miscellaneous set of stars all at different distances from us, which have no connecti

Age:
31 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Saint Louis, Missouri
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
Other
Status:
Married
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Average
Here For:
Friends, Networking

Plant Worth Saving

Age:
30 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
OKLAHOMA CITY, Oklahoma
Country:
United States
Status:
Married
Orientation:
Straight
Here For:
Friends

The Rated R Superstar Knock on The Devils door long enough and eventually someones gonna answer...

Age:
30 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
JEFFERSON, Georgia
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Average
unitedfreethinkers

Atheist Activists Democracy... NOT Theocracy!

Age:
26 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
PUYALLUP, WASHINGTON
Country:
United States
Status:
Single
Here For:
Networking

igby just another boy with a hint of sarcasm.

Age:
22 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
manila, ncr
Country:
Philippines
Status:
Single
Body:
Average
Here For:
Friends, Networking

laneypants I GRAJUMATID FROM CALLIDGE!

Age:
24 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
Chicago, Illinois
Country:
United States
Status:
Single
Body:
More to love!
Here For:
Friends, Networking

SEANTRON squirm like a worm

Age:
20 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
king tut
Country:
Egypt
Ethnicity:
Other
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Body builder
Here For:
Friends
jamezmanley

JamesM

Age:
27 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Trenton, New Jersey
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Average

Burke Ready To Party

Age:
22 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
HOLLYWOOD and Peoria, ILLINOIS and TWIN CITIES, California
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Slim / Slender
Here For:
Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends, Networking

Trevor Question everything.

Age:
29 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Minneapolis, MINNESOTA
Country:
United States
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight
Here For:
Friends, Networking

gerrard You're not obligated to win. You're obligated to keep trying to do the best you can every day. - Mar

Age:
30 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
New York, NEW YORK
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
Black / African descent
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
More to love!
Here For:
Friends, Networking

Gary awkward pauses and master plans.

Age:
24 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Flushing, New York
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
Asian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Slim / Slender
Here For:
Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends, Networking

Meg If I were a Garbage Pail Kid, I'd be Maudlin Meg

Age:
31 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
New York, New York
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Athletic
Here For:
Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends, Networking
snakebitescotty

Snakebite Scotty aka Crow I got a fever and the only prescription is more cowbell!

Age:
99 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Dallas, Texas
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Athletic
Here For:
Networking
drunks

band on hiatus, go add myspace.com/jeffreydamnit it's better to be the poem than the poet! __________________________we're no longer using this profi

Age:
29 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
New Orleans, Louisiana
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
Other
Status:
Swinger
Orientation:
Not Sure
Body:
Some extra baggage
Here For:
Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends, Networking
mrdata

Professor Data if you can't sublimate your desire, bite it

Age:
44 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Toronto, CA
Country:
Canada
Status:
Swinger
Body:
Average
Here For:
Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends, Networking
anthonydecarlo

Anthony

Age:
25 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
park ridge, New Jersey
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Average
Here For:
Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends, Networking

markspace.com aka jesus She smells like angels ought to smell, the perfect woman... the Goddess.

Age:
21 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Tucson, ARIZONA
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Married
Body:
Slim / Slender
Here For:
Friends

Brian Love

Age:
23 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Port Jefferson, New York
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Here For:
Friends, Networking
missymar

Missy

Age:
24 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
New York
Country:
United States
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Here For:
Friends
wehavetokillher

Mike is not here right now

Age:
23 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Cincinnati, Ohio
Country:
United States
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Here For:
Friends, Networking

Stebbi Desperation is a stinky cologne

Age:
23 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Reykjavík, 101
Country:
Iceland
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Average
Here For:
Friends, Networking

jon rybicki i'm mad as hell and i'm not gonna take it anymore!

Age:
23 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Cleveland, Alabama
Country:
United States
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
pauliwankenobi

Paul DiFlauro summadat

Age:
22 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
San Gabriel, California
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Athletic
Here For:
Friends, Networking
neofolk

Saint Hatred -RIP EDDIE SHOTS- Who needs drugs when shit like this is going on?

Age:
29 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Lancaster, California
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Athletic
Here For:
Friends, Networking
calliew

Calisha Jenkins of Drunky Brewster Fame Ever seen a cowboy run? Man, I wish I was a cowboy so I would never have to run again.

Age:
26 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
Brooklyn, Alabama
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Swinger
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
More to love!
Here For:
Friends
ouijawhittemore

Ouija

Age:
32 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
Los Angeles, California
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Athletic
gregaero

GREG!!

Age:
25 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
New York/ Delaware, New York
Country:
United States
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Athletic
Here For:
Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends, Networking
garystockdale

Gary

Age:
54 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Los Angeles, CALIFORNIA
Country:
United States
Status:
Married
Here For:
Friends
_sire

..::sire

Age:
23 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Carlsbad, California
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Slim / Slender
Here For:
Friends

Jeojo

Age:
31 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA
Country:
United States
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Here For:
Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends

Sweeney shorter of breath and one day closer to death

Age:
26 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Gilbert, ARIZONA
Country:
United States
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Body builder
Here For:
Friends
yarrrmatey

Royden I have barking manatees in my tummy!

Age:
28 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
ANNAPOLIS, Maryland
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Athletic
Here For:
Friends, Networking
matthewbenham

Matthew Benham i aint hate. kill yoself.

Age:
23 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Charlotte, North Carolina
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Body builder

MAX POWER

Age:
24 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
NEWINGTON, Connecticut
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
Native American
Status:
Swinger
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Body builder
Here For:
Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends, Networking
chriscoco

Gnarwhal Chris

Age:
19 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Arizona
Country:
United States
Status:
In a Relationship

Evil Lord Bacon You see, I work construction. I Build things. Do you realize how important that is to the world?

Age:
29 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
LAS VEGAS, Nevada
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Married
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Some extra baggage

Stephen Son, never listen to a priest or a policeman...the only thing they have is the key to the shithouse.

Age:
33 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
BROOKLYN, New York
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
In a Relationship
Here For:
Friends, Networking
djridlen

Deejay Mr. Rid ...records spin... flabby skin...

Age:
96 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Dallas, Texas
Country:
United States
Status:
Swinger
Here For:
Friends, Networking
campbellsoupcan

Khalil Trioxin

Age:
22 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Guaynabo
Country:
Puerto Rico
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Average
Here For:
Friends

Ziggy Stardust Hocus Pocus

Age:
36 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Club L.A.nd U.S.A., California
Country:
United States
Status:
Swinger
Body:
Slim / Slender
Here For:
Friends, Networking
lubrano

Lubrano

Age:
28 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
ronkonkoma, NEW YORK
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
Native American
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
More to love!
Here For:
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bufordt9

Mark

Age:
24 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
DOWNEY, CALIFORNIA
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Average
Here For:
Friends, Networking

Ms. Lugosi Take These Broken Wings.........

Age:
23 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
SALISBURY MILLS, NEW YORK
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Married
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Slim / Slender
Here For:
Friends
itsme

blake!

Age:
23 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Plano, Texas
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Average
Here For:
Friends