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Calisha Jenkins of Drunky Brewster Fame

Ever seen a cowboy run? Man, I wish I was a cowboy so I would never have to run again.

About Me

Warning you are about to experience a leisure activity!If you really wanna fight me, we have to do this lying down after all if your already lounging they can't knock you down. I slam the door, boom, when I come into the bedroom... I play the keyboard, floorboard, miniboard, sticks, mouth kazoo, backup 40's/dildos/vocals, tambarine for Drunkie Brewster. Spitting mad offensive shit in 3pac$! I am wasted.Live fat or die trying!

My Interests

Lounging, Animal boners, weapons of mass distruction in North Korea, hydration, guns, blunts, bodies in motion, chillin' like a motherfucker, chillin' like a bitch, stealing wallets with my vagina and learning how to throw my voice so my pussy can tell you how much money was in said wallet when I snatched it. Bong Heists! Pickling my body so I can preserve this essance forever.

I'd like to meet:

I found this on urbandictionary and now I must meet this man! Ghost: In order to ghost a girl, you must begin having anal sex with her against a window. After a little while, pull your dick out and allow your waiting friend to insert his. This must be done quickly so that the girl is unaware. Then sneak outside, and suddenly press yourself against the window, making the girl think she is seeing a ghost. Recommended that you do this only if you intend to break up with the girl in the near futurethis guy: http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/02/16/miami.preacher/index.html I am already writing a Brewster jam about him: 666 Do not put your eyes on Jesus of Nazarath. Put your eyes on me/and my armored SUV. Also Tommy Wiseau.

Music:

If their still dancinglet them dance,if their not dancingkill them all.Probs my favs band: Drunky Brewster.

Movies:

The Room La Bagman The Big Lobowski Elivis the Stripper With the Wrong Address look up Drunky Brewster on youtube. Pandamonium

Television:

Cop Rocks, Mr Show, Sex in the City, Penn and Tellers Bullshit, Mommy Swap

Books:

all the books, mostly Tom Robbins at the moment. Also Chuck Palanak. He makes your neck snap back. ..

Heroes:

Jevis and Clevis Price the breakdancing twins. They battle Jesus but Jesus always wins.

My Blog

the artist currently known as leisure just got a year older!

For my birthday I will not turn away the following items: 1. any bottle of liquor with a label similar to this , and of course any other bottles of liquor.2. anything signed by R. Kelly. legit or not....
Posted by Calisha Jenkins of Drunky Brewster Fame on Tue, 12 Feb 2008 05:59:00 PST

SHOW TOMORROW @ Cake Shop 6.25.07 Whatabout?!

SHOW TOMORROW @ Cake Shop 6.25.07Let me set the scene here: We just took such crucial bong hits that breezy just dragon burped 5 minutes after the hit and leesh jenks just throw up in her hand. and we...
Posted by Calisha Jenkins of Drunky Brewster Fame on Sun, 24 Jun 2007 01:47:00 PST

I pantsed a man at a dance off. and never put my beer down!

So I ended up in the lvhrd dance contest last year and came in runner up. Some highlights: I had a beer on my person at all times. I dance with an umbrella, drop my pants and maintain drinking in one ...
Posted by Calisha Jenkins of Drunky Brewster Fame on Fri, 08 Jun 2007 05:04:00 PST

Grill-less! They will live forever in my heart no longer in my mouth.

I lost them. Anyone want to contribute to the "get me some new grill funds"?
Posted by Calisha Jenkins of Drunky Brewster Fame on Fri, 18 May 2007 03:47:00 PST

I actually got danced into the ceiling, and now my face is fucked..


Posted by Calisha Jenkins of Drunky Brewster Fame on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 10:13:00 PST

Elvis the Stripper with the wrong address video!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i27_W8OOTR8
Posted by Calisha Jenkins of Drunky Brewster Fame on Thu, 22 Jun 2006 09:01:00 PST

put it on!

...is the call we got from your mom last night, but then we dried her tears with a blunt wrapper and told her, "Stop stressin moms! We're playing a show on Saturday!"That's right cuntbags. You lucky f...
Posted by Calisha Jenkins of Drunky Brewster Fame on Wed, 21 Jun 2006 09:34:00 PST