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ANDREW

if you tame me, then we shall need each other. we shall be unique in all the world!

About Me

I rock therefore I am.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

people who draw comic books, and soccer milfs.

Music:

I was dressed for success But success it never comes And Im the only one who laughs At your jokes when they are so bad And your jokes are always bad But theyre not as bad as thisCome join us in a prayer Well be waiting waiting where Everythings ending hereAnd all the sterile striking it defends An empty dock you cast away And rain upon your forehead Where the mists for hire if its just too clear Lets spend our last quarterstance randomly Go down to the outlet once againPainted portraits of minions & slaves Crotch mavens and one night plays Are they the only ones who laugh? At the jokes when they are so bad And the jokes theyre always bad But theyre not as bad as thisCome join us in a prayer Well be waiting waiting where Everythings ending hereAnd all the spanish candles unsold Away have gone to this And a run-on piece of mount on Trembles, shivers, runs down the freeway I guess she spent her last quarter randomly I guess a guess is the best Ill do Last time last time Was the best time

Movies:

top five Bill Murray movies:Rushmore Groundhog Day What About BOB? Lost in Translation and The Royal Tennenbaums

Television:

30 rock, it's always sunny, and family guy...+samantha brown.

Books:

small press comics about love and loss.

My Blog

Jimmy Sleeves, Jimmy 2 Sleeves, Jimmy Eats Corn, Jimmy Knucks, Jimmys Kissyface etc...

So as the year started with the death of friends and family it so ends with the death of a major contributor to my life, and who I am today.  I hope that next year will yield more weddings than f...
Posted by ANDREW on Sat, 29 Dec 2007 03:09:00 PST

10 poetic statements about love and dog shit.

i got to work @ 5 am today.  nedless to say i decided to not do anything tonight, but between the tiredness and the playfulness i'm feeling i think maybe a little semi-public free form poetry is ...
Posted by ANDREW on Sat, 28 Jul 2007 10:04:00 PST

it's a damn shame when good dudes go down.

you know.we sit around and bitch.and cry about some shitty shit that happened to us.and then we lose a friend.and it's like.fuck.nothing I thought about 2 nights ago that kept my shit awake is worth a...
Posted by ANDREW on Tue, 08 May 2007 03:31:00 PST

5th pocket philosophy.

I woke up this morning much like I wake up every morning half in dream with no clue as to what the fuck was doing.  This morning was very much the same, a little anxiety here, a little serenity t...
Posted by ANDREW on Fri, 27 Apr 2007 03:41:00 PST

Sexy Results/online quiz's never lie.

Do you sleep with your bedroom door open or closed?it sometimes is open but i like it closed, either way it's at the top of the stairs...Have you ever been cheated on?I can only assume so, but then ag...
Posted by ANDREW on Fri, 08 Dec 2006 06:32:00 PST

until now my books were just a decoration for my records

    I had a dream today that my landlord called me out, I came home and passed out and when I woke up and went to use the bathroom, discovered that the bathroom had been gutted except ...
Posted by ANDREW on Fri, 12 May 2006 07:12:00 PST

A short, quiet, stream of conciousness on love.

    Regardless of my personal belief system or religion, I was born into a christian family.  My grandfather was a methodist minister.  My father went to seminary and decided ...
Posted by ANDREW on Tue, 14 Feb 2006 07:43:00 PST

Freedom Dong

so i'm going to list the basic rhymes from the mc cheney (thats master of ceremonies) costume here... Freedom Dong I got an Exit Strategy for Iraq It's like pullin outta your mommas crack Sh...
Posted by ANDREW on Sun, 06 Nov 2005 11:06:00 PST

Your band is bullshit and if I ever see you come to my town I'm gonna fight you.

Seriously, enough with the gayass bands from Cali that I have never heard of don't care about and are gonna break up without doing anything cool. If you are from cali and are not 18 visions or unbrok...
Posted by ANDREW on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Fuck off PHillipino Friend Whores. PS Read this.

I have two friends from the Phillipines and they live here in the states... I don't know you, and you will never ever be my friend. If I ever meet you and you live up to your stupid ass-fucking profi...
Posted by ANDREW on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST