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Sarahfax

It's a magical leopleurodon that's going to guide our way to Candy Mountain!

About Me

i'm sarahfax. i've been putting the irate in pirate since 1981. i used to have stuff here, then i didn't, now i have stuff again. i snap twice and punch my headliner twice when i go through yellow lights. i make wishes on pretty much everything, ever. i like to drive. i am a fan of anything that goes beep, lights up, is shiny, or goes vroom - especially german things that go vroom. i am fortunate enough to belong to a car club called DCI. i love to travel and never have the money to do so. i am sassy. if i ever hurt your feelings i am almost definitely joking - there's this social device called 'sarcasm', i'm not certain if you've heard of it. i'm pretty anal about spelling but capital letters, as they are supposed to be used, bore me. i love sending and receiving real letters, like with envelopes and stamps, in the mail. i am good in the kitchen. do not malign star wars in my hearing, it will lessen my view of you as a human being and you will be wrong, besides. i write, i sing, i play guitar.
i am a work in progress.
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here is my september update:
what a wonderful summer, and even more awesome to come in september... wildfire (where i will hopefully spin fire for the first time) and h2o (friends, volkswagens, and all around awesome).
The Hint dot com. you want to go here. do it.
Fight the MonSter.
i'm discovering a whole new form of playtime: playpoi.com
home of poi! what wonderful, friendly, helpful suppliers. check it out, alex and i need more people to play with. i'll even give you a referral code. you can't say no to that.
placed on a slide and eyed at 10x

My Interests

making music, origami, reading, cross-stitch/needlepoint/knitting, card games of various sorts, drinking, playtime, history, volkswagens, cooking, traveling, singing, napping, victorian era/art deco, video games, avoiding shoes with laces, learning to spin poi, hanging out with my nakama.

I'd like to meet:

people that are awesome. people that like to laugh. people that like to jam. tinkerers, musicians, writers, thinkers, chillers. someone that can teach me how to dance. other spinners. basically, my personal philosophy is that we are all gems, and each person we meet and interact with adds another glimmering facet to the jewel we are. i want to shine as much as possible, and i hope i can help other people shine too.

Music:

there is no point in my listing everything - who's going to read all that? basically, if it's not r&b, country, metal, or hardcore, i probably listen to it. some of my favorites include THE HINT , muse, self, soulwax, blackstar, postal service, ani difranco, ben kweller, talib kweli, the sounds, ok go, gabriel and dresden, jem, wired all wrong... i stop now. i guess you'll have to actually talk to me - oh horror of horrors.

Movies:

star wars, lord of the rings, amelie, shaolin soccer, the thomas crown affair, pirates of the carribean, history of britain box set

Television:

i don't watch it much... battlestar galactica is great, though.

Books:

anything by terry pratchett, by bill bryson, augusten burroughs, or by neil gaiman; house of leaves by mark z. danielewski, the harry potter series...
siddartha by hermann hesse actually changed my life in a way.

Heroes:

my friends for continuing to help me keep my head up through the worst of times

My Blog

there is

there's a spot on my forehead that misses your mouthand the warmth imparted from your lips to my skinon an area with a light sprinkling of freckles thatturns pink when i blushright in the center, on a...
Posted by Sarahfax on Sun, 21 Oct 2007 09:14:00 PST

frustration

looking back, i think when i said 'i miss you', i meant 'i miss who you were'.
Posted by Sarahfax on Fri, 25 Aug 2006 01:53:00 PST

circus girl without a safety net

some people have imaginary friends. i have two friends that really are in my brain, whether i like it or not - my surly brainlion, and my dancing funkadelic man. don't believe me? look.funkadelic man ...
Posted by Sarahfax on Tue, 01 Aug 2006 02:32:00 PST

jenga.

so it's about 1pm, the mechanics are coming back from lunch and there is this SUPER hot (like take-his-pants-off-with-your-teeth hot) guy up front waiting for his car that i got to chat with for a mom...
Posted by Sarahfax on Mon, 31 Jul 2006 09:49:00 PST

oh, i see.

the pain of being forgotten was eclipsed by the surprise i felt when i realized i didn't care. the apologies that once waited patiently in single file in the stairwell of my esophagus were pushed out ...
Posted by Sarahfax on Thu, 06 Jul 2006 12:03:00 PST

flashlight tag

alright... heres how it goes. once tagged write a blog with 6 funny or weird habits or things about you. then tag 6 friends. be sure to leave them a comment saying "tag, read my blog" or something lik...
Posted by Sarahfax on Wed, 28 Jun 2006 08:29:00 PST

have you met my dog?

because he's awesome. i mean, when he's not bouncing around and driving me nuts. he's so damned cute. we are buddies. when i come home he gets excited and grabs the nearest thing he can easily snatch ...
Posted by Sarahfax on Mon, 17 Apr 2006 07:02:00 PST

Fuck DMV in the face.

i had to go to dmv to get my restricted license today.9:20 - arrive at dmv. it's not crowded! yay! 9:45 - talk to first clerk. he doesn't understand that i lost my wallet and i need a new license anyw...
Posted by Sarahfax on Fri, 17 Mar 2006 11:44:00 PST

worst day ever.

and i'm gonna fuckin whine about it for a minute. cos i can.1. people are such fucking assholes. would it kill you to be polite? i'm not asking for nice. i'm hoping for basic civility. i KNOW i'm the ...
Posted by Sarahfax on Wed, 01 Mar 2006 03:42:00 PST

i can't shake this funk

leaving the house last night was one of the hardest things i've had to do in awhile. isn't that ridiculous?as a result of the adventure, i now have a dvd containing the story of michael jackson, and a...
Posted by Sarahfax on Sun, 26 Feb 2006 10:29:00 PST