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Mason

Adam and Eve were velociraptors.

About Me

I owe people money. http://88.198.67.36/atpic2/2779/12277/0/495354/0.jpg

My Interests

I apparently enjoy being fucking bored.

I'd like to meet:



Charlie White

Actually robots
I have so many friends.

Griff

Steve

Sean

Sarahfax

Dina

Carlo

Tim

Jiggs

Elias

Wham City

FOO!

Connor & Josh

How many?
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Music:

I like whatever you like, my sweet honey dripper.

Movies:

I love movies, all of them.

Television:

Adult Swim and HBO

Books:

The Illuminatus Trilogy, X-Men, Jonathan Livingston Seagull, Bone, House of Leaves, Preacher, Ender's Game, Stray Bullets, Breakfast of Champions, Earth X, Said the Shotgun to the Head, The Maxx, Everything and More, Where the Wild Things Are, Infinite Jest, Calvin and Hobbes (Scientific Project Goes Boink, Yukon Ho, Something Under the Bed is Drooling), The Gunslinger, Frank's World, and whatever books you like, cute girl.

Heroes:

Buddha, Gandhi, Isaac the Blind, Scud, Doctor Strange, Ween, Dana C. Ross.

My Blog

Sarah annoys Mason.

Sometimes, I hate being told what to do.  I don't like it when someone writes me some, "Post this on myspace because I did, it's fun, try it," sort of note.  Sarahfax has requested one of th...
Posted by Mason on Mon, 03 Jul 2006 02:52:00 PST

1000 offspring

Mark Hamil hurts my cousin in a bed made of fortune cookies.  They snap like nightmares.  George Carlin sucks now.  There is blood in your vagina.  I want to dip some mango in ther...
Posted by Mason on Fri, 12 May 2006 11:34:00 PST

G.I.

I hope that some day soon I will be able to emotionally let go of that G.I. Joe that I was forced to give away.  It was "Alley Viper," the 1993 version.  I had the 1989 version who bore the ...
Posted by Mason on Tue, 20 Dec 2005 12:04:00 PST