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Hello, my name is...Alex... The inept stumblings of Sir Joseph from Cradlesburg..

Age:: 18 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Verbena, ALABAMA
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Athletic
Here For:: Dating, Friends

Simply Tom "Mike" Servo Will Do It goes against my programming to imitate a deity.

Age:: 24 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Boulder, Colorado
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Slim / Slender

adam

Age:: 25 years old
Status:: In a Relationship
Here For:: Serious Relationships

Age:: 22 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Vermont has no cities, despite what people say., Vermont
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: Other
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Athletic
Here For:: Friends

They call me Mike

Age:: 23 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: FARGO, North Dakota
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight
Here For:: Friends

Bear

Age:: 22 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Montreal, Quebec
Country:: Canada
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Body builder
Here For:: Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends

jay- Question: how do you get pikachu on a bus. ANS: you poke em on

Age:: 20 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: sydney, NSW
Country:: Australia
Ethnicity:: Asian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Average
Here For:: Friends, Networking

ME AND MY HEART AVE GOT ISSUE'S!

Age:: 23 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: LIVERPOOL, Northwest
Country:: United Kingdom
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Gay / Lesbian
Body:: Slim / Slender
Here For:: Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends, Networking

John Connor

Age:: 24 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Colorado
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Slim / Slender
Here For:: Friends, Networking

Ozan Ozan_No1 ( Absofuckinglutely The One ) [Belum nam potestas, potestas incendo sangius, belum nam sang

Age:: 26 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Dusty City Vegas ,
Country:: Turkey
Ethnicity:: Other
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Athletic
Here For:: Friends, Networking

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Age:: 18 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Strasbourg, Alsace
Country:: France
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Not Sure
Here For:: Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends

David

Age:: 28 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: FARMINGTON, Alabama
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Athletic
Here For:: Friends

DONT MESS WIT DA FRY!!!

Age:: 20 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: IMPERIAL, Missouri
Country:: United States
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Bisexual

No Return FroM 86 ERRR......WHO?

Age:: 19 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Frodsham / Nottingham,
Country:: United Kingdom
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Swinger
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Slim / Slender
Here For:: Friends

sabrina

Age:: 30 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Milton Keynes
Country:: United Kingdom
Ethnicity:: Other
Status:: Single
Body:: Average
Here For:: Friends, Networking

DAWSON

Age:: 25 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: SAN ANTONIO, TEXAS
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight
Here For:: Friends, Networking

Dancing Vending Machine dancing vending machine 1981-2007

Age:: 26 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Windsor , Ontario
Country:: Canada
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Athletic
Here For:: Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends, Networking

The Venetian Are you stalking me cause that would be Super!

Age:: 26 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: WILMINGTON, Delaware
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: Other
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight

S & M down and dirty wet and sloppy

Age:: 24 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: LIVONIA, MICHIGAN
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Athletic
Here For:: Friends, Networking

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Age:: 18 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: SAn bOrReGaStIaN, MÃ©xico
Country:: Mexico
Ethnicity:: Latino / Hispanic
Status:: Single
Body:: More to love!

DANIA If You Only New All The Love That I Found

Age:: 16 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: 956, Texas
Country:: United States
Status:: Divorced
Orientation:: Bisexual

gab

Age:: 25 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: mtl,
Country:: Canada
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Swinger
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Slim / Slender
Here For:: Networking

Nick Are you going to the show?!?!

Age:: 25 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Stone,
Country:: United Kingdom
Status:: In a Relationship

^_^ Jenga ^_^ Ska + Punk + Plants = ME

Age:: 23 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Redditch,
Country:: United Kingdom
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Slim / Slender
Here For:: Friends

Randi

Age:: 24 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: New York, NEW YORK
Country:: United States
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight
Here For:: Friends

Ramy Maybe I'm Just A Bad Seed

Age:: 25 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Little Place Called None of Your Goddamn Business, NEW YORK
Country:: United States
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight

Travi, the Dark Blade of Chaos!

Age:: 27 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: The Omega Strike Compound, Washington
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: Other
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Here For:: Dating, Friends, Networking

Erin Hickson Smith In my red high-heels I can't get away.

Age:: 19 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Western , MASSACHUSETTS
Country:: United States
Status:: Married
Body:: Average
Here For:: Friends

Jimmy

Age:: 18 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: GLOUCESTER CITY, NEW JERSEY
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Body builder
Here For:: Dating, Friends

Scott Prepare ze UNTERSEEBOOTEN!!!!

Age:: 23 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Lakeville, Minnesota
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Average
Here For:: Friends

katie rules ok I carried a watermelon...

Age:: 27 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Birmingham,
Country:: United Kingdom
Ethnicity:: Other
Status:: Married
Body:: Slim / Slender
Here For:: Friends

GARY These pretzels are making me thirsty.

Age:: 21 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: BATAVIA, OHIO
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Swinger
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Athletic

Jon Rather Parallelogramic

Age:: 23 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Atlanta, Georgia
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight
Here For:: Friends, Networking

danasixty

Age:: 25 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Massachusetts
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: Latino / Hispanic
Status:: Married
Here For:: Friends

DEREK BE A LEADER OR BE THE LEADING FOLLOWER.

Age:: 23 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: TUCSON, Arizona
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Married
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Athletic
Here For:: Friends

Molly

Age:: 30 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: San Francisco, California
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Body:: Body builder
Here For:: Dating, Friends, Networking

Christina Work is scary at 10pm

Age:: 23 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: LOS ANGELES, California
Country:: United States
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight

Gjot WASSSSSUUUPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!

Age:: 22 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: shah alam,
Country:: Malaysia
Ethnicity:: Asian
Status:: Married
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Athletic
Here For:: Dating, Friends

kristen this grandiose tragedy that we call modern art...

Age:: 99 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: East Village, NYC, New York
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: In a Relationship
Body:: Slim / Slender
Here For:: Friends

Kasen

Age:: 22 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Tacoma, Washington
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Athletic
Here For:: Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends, Networking

[<3]...you love me and you know it...^_^...<

Age:: 18 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: MINNEAPOLIS, Minnesota
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Bisexual
Body:: More to love!

* Michelle *

Age:: 25 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: venice, California
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Married
Orientation:: Straight
Here For:: Friends, Networking

Gess

Age:: 23 years old
Gender:: Male
Country:: Malaysia
Ethnicity:: Asian
Status:: Single

Deputy Chief & CDR Liaison of the TJ Police De y que!

Age:: 32 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA
Country:: United States
Status:: Married
Here For:: Friends, Networking

Alex

Age:: 22 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: WS SANTA CRUZ, California
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Athletic
Here For:: Friends

Sean And you run and you run to catch up with the sun, but it's sinking

Age:: 21 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: LA PALMA, CALIFORNIA
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Athletic

Harrison Shit Happens

Age:: 21 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: NAGS HEAD, Alabama
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight
Here For:: Friends

SHADY MAR the world is mine, you're all just living in it

Age:: 20 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Miami/Palm City, Florida
Country:: United States
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Athletic
Here For:: Friends

Graham ~still a little drunk from breakfast~ Remarkably witty

Age:: 19 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Stotfold, East
Country:: United Kingdom
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Swinger
Orientation:: Not Sure
Body:: Slim / Slender
Here For:: Friends

CLEV Good company, good music, good waves, good life.

Age:: 20 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Corpus Christi, Texas
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Slim / Slender