Metal, guitar, beer, meat, horror, sharp things, sledge hammers, shotguns, skepticism, sarcasm, chemical reactions, composing brutal death dirges, driving at irresponsible speeds, creating works of art and then setting them on fire, observing pointless and/or stupid human behavior and then writing about it, hulking war machines, dispensing literary justice, making people uncomfortable without really trying, resisting assimilation, outlivng you all, pissing you off, proving you wrong.
I'd like to meet:
Anyone who isn't a small minded fucktard. People who aren't worried about everything all the time. People that don't take themselves too seriously. Someone who can tell me why, in this age we live in, I'm the one who's so fucked up
Music:
I listen to Slayer, Morbid Angel, Cannibal Corpse, Death, Hate Eternal, Nile, Pantera, Megadeth, Judas Priest, Motorhead, Dimmu Borgir, At The Gates, Nevermore, Origin, Venom, Carcass, Anthrax, Atheist, Black Dahlia Murder, Sacred Riech, Lamb of God, Gwar, Emperor, Amon Amarth, Iron Maiden, Dillinger Escape Plan, Sepultura, Dethklok, Obituary, Torture Killer, Three Inches of Blood, Die by Day, Immolation, Exodus, Mercyful Fate, King Diamond, Skinless, Deicide, Internecine, Grave, Hypocrisy, Strapping Young Lad, Carnotaurus, Black Sabbath, Satyricon, Suffocation, God Dethroned, Behemoth, Broken Hope, Cradle of Filth(up until the last record) Decapitated, White Zombie, Vader, S.O.D., Napalm Death, Immortal, Mastodon, Vital Remains, Testament, Fear Factory(old stuff), Dio, Ozzy, Mortician, Possessed, Celtic Frost, Aborted, and Disincarnate. Here's a list of stuff I listen to that is not metal, for those of you who always bitch about metalheads being narrow minded about music (assholes!):
Muddy Waters, Frank Zappa, D.R.I., Holst, Minor Threat, Bad Religion, Ministry, Chopin, Dick Dale, Shockwave, Blue Oyster Cult, Godflesh, Guns 'n Roses, Cex, Public Enemy, The Doors, Prong, Zeke, Tad, Alice in Chains, Wu Tang Clan, Johnny Cash, Willie Nelson, Mozart, Joe Jackson, The Pogues, Pennywise, Miles Davis, Cypress Hill, Good Riddance, Dead Kennedys, and I love the soundtracks to The Good, The Bad and the Ugly (Ennio Morricone) and Fight Club (The Dust Brothers).
Anyone who has a problem with what I listen to can get fucked.
Which member of Dethklok in Metalocalypse are you?
Nathan Explosion
Dethklok's American frontman, lead vocalist and lyricist. Is obsessed with making everything blacker than the blackest black times infinity.
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What genre of Metal are you?
Black Metal
Bands like Sothis, Stormlord, Dark Funeral, and Emperor. Music is: Evil beyond being evil, the most trend-unfriendly and purely unrelenting form of metal. You do NOT give a shit about what others think about you. You hate all forms of authority and you hate anyone with any power over you except yourself. You have beliefs that others might call into question, but which you would vigorously defend.
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Movies:
Dawn of the Dead, Taxi Driver, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, The Godfather, The Transformers ('86 & 2007), Day of the Dead, Hellraiser & Hellbound:Hellraiser 2, Demon Knight, The Big Lewbowski, Monster Squad, Fight Club, Full Metal Jacket, Goodfellas, Easy Rider, Night of the Living Dead, American Psycho, The Omega Man, Planet of the Apes, High Plains Drifter, Reservior Dogs, Clerks, Scarface, Predator, Plan 9 From Outer Space, Army of Darkness, The Devil's Rejects, Aliens, Tombstone, Hellboy, Escape from New York, Shaun of the Dead, From Dusk Till Dawn, The Good, the Bad, & the Ugly, Jaws, Fistful of Dollars, X2, Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas, Pitch Black, Transformers: The Movie, American Movie, Plan 9 From Outer Space, Lock, Stock, and 2 Smoking Barrels, T2, Road Warrior, First Blood, Enter The Dragon, Serenity, Se7en, Mallrats, Dead Alive, Evil Dead 1 & 2, Kill Bill (both volumes), Shaft, Pulp Fiction, Sin City, Mad Max, The Warriors, Up in Smoke, The Toxic Avenger, the Star Wars trilogy, the Lord of the Rings Trilogy, and Faces of Death 1,2, and 4. Oh, and Red vs. Blue!
What kind of Zombie are you?
You are a Romero Zombie.You walk the earth because there is no more room in hell. You feed on living flesh - anything you can get your decaying hands on. You can be killed by damage to your rotting brain.
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What Snatch character are you?
You are Brick Top
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You scored as Pinhead, You are Pinhead. You come straight from hell. Your curiosity has caused you to make some mistakes in life. But you are now more powerful than you have ever been. You enjoy pain just as much as you enjoy pleasure. Unlike most killers, you like to make sure your victims suffer for all eternity.
Pinhead
65%
Candyman
60%
Jigsaw
55%
Hannibal Lecter
50%
Leatherface
45%
Jason Voorhees
35%
Buffalo Bill
35%
Captain Spaulding
30%
Freddy Krueger
30%
Michael Myers
20%
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Television:
Most televison sucks ass, but I love The Shield, Metalocalypse, and Penn and Teller's Bullshit!. They are the best shows on TV as far as I'm concerned. I also like Futurama, Real Time with Bill Maher, Home Movies, Almost Live!, Deadwood, Tales From The Crypt, The Venture Brothers, old school Transformers, The Young Ones, Firefly, Beavis & Butthead, and South Park. Sounds like a lot of TV, I know, but most of this is stuff I watch on DVD. I also love watching shows like Cops with actual footage of people being chased down, beaten up, or involved in horrific accidents. Any other kind of reality show (except Supergroup) can just go eat shit and die!Myspace doesn't have a gaming category, like it should, so I'm using the TV slot for it. Some of my favorite video games are Yar's Revenge, Outlaw, Castlevania 1 & 3, Metroid, Metroid 2, Mega Man 1-6, Grand Theft Auto:Vice City, Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas, Oddworld: Stranger's Wrath, Manhunt, Actraiser, Halo 2, Devil May Cry 3, Destroy All Humans!, Super Mario Brothers 3, Guitar Hero 1 & 2, Super Mario World,Perfect Dark, Zelda 3: A Link to the Past, Gun, The Warriors, Bully and God of War 1 & 2.Skwisklok
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Books:
Ah, yes, books! Those nice rectangular objects used to level furniture or kill spiders. Not only that, but for those of us who actually open the books and look inside, there's lots of great entertainment! Some of my favorites include:The Real Frank Zappa book, The Dinosaur Heresies by Robert T. Bakker, Transmetropolitan TPB 1-10 by Warren Ellis, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy by Douglas Adams, Lords of Chaos: the bloody rise of the satanic metal underground (I forget who wrote it), The Hellbound Heart by Clive Barker, Transformers: Generation1 book two: War and Peace by Brad Mick and Pat Lee, The Stand by Stephen King (which I plan to actually finish one day), 1984 by George Orwell, The Art of War by Sun Tzu, The Illustrated Encyclopedia of Dinosaurs by Dr. David Norman, After Man: A Zoology of the Future by Dougal Dixon, Guns of the South by Harry Turtledove, anything by Hunter S. Thompson, Alan Moore or Warren Ellis. Right now I'm reading The God Delusion by Richard Dawkins. I am currently writing a novel myself, which should be finished by summer 2007.
Heroes:
Lemmy, Trey Azagthoth, Erik Rutan, Chuck Schuldiner (R.I.P.) Hunter S. Thompson(R.I.P.), Dimebag Darrell (R.I.P.), Robert T. Bakker, Lewis Black, Martin Scorcese, Frank Zappa (R.I.P.), Bill Hicks (R.I.P.), Jeff Hanneman, Kerry King, Dave Mustaine, George Romero, Kratos, Grimlock, Baron Underbhiet, Bender, and the biggest, truest badass I know, my dad Don.
Transformers Generation One Personality Test
You are Grimlock. Arrogant and fearsome, you would take over Optimus Prime's job in a second. Sometimes it's kind of hard to tell which side you're on in the first place. You are extremely deadly and are always quite easy to resort to violence. Matter of fact you haven't really ever resorted to anything else. You will go down in history as the guy who said,"Me, Grimlock, kick butt!" Rock on with your slowyet powerful self!
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Which Transformer Best Matches Your Personality (Autobot Version)
Ironhide: You're most like Ironhide! You're gruff, yet kind, and your shell is nearly impenetrable, which best suits you for being Optimus Prime's personal bodyguard, you are the oldest and most battle-tested of all the Autobots, and you're also the slowest and most fragile of the group. Sometimes your presence breeds dissension amongst the younger autobots who consider you to be an old heap, but Optimus Prime doesn't share their views, making you of great value and a loyal friend and soldier.
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