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kristen

this grandiose tragedy that we call modern art...

About Me

please don't try to add me unless i know you in real life, you have at some point in your life received the stigmata and/or you add my boyfriend's band:



check out the Funeral Crashers Group on Myspace:



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My Interests

dead things, offending people, extreme gore, zombies, making fun of you

I'd like to meet:

i already met him :)

And yes I really do have degrees from the University of Pittsburgh and Columbia- I just don't want anyone to know when I was there! ;-P

Music:

the funeral crashers, clan of xymox, low sunday ghost machine/ lowsunday, blacklist, the bellmer dolls, bella morte, christian death, cinema strange, the cure, zombina and the skeletones, bauhaus, joy division, the cramps, sigur rós, the damned, penis flytrap, rozz williams, speciman, tsol, superheroines, alien sex fiend, siouxsie, david bowie, eva o, grauzone, gitane demone, switchblade symphony, shadow project, nerve no pain, nurse with wound, gg allin, nora keyes, skinny puppy, rasputina, bjork, the misfits, ladytron, noise, the sound your grandmother makes when i kick her in the spleen, and a lot of other stuff i cannot think of now, are you still reading this? these lists are stupid fuck you die.

Movies:

suspiria, the shining, Schizoid Sluts from Planet Fucktard, friday the 13th, night of the living dead, dawn of the dead, day of the dead, creepshow, the cabinet of dr. caligari, star wars, the nightmare before christmas, traces of death, a clockwork orange, blue velvet, american history X, seven, GUMMO, silence of the lambs, beetlejuice, edward scissorhands, dark city, horror movies, george romero, tim burton, david lynch, german propaganda films, anything with zombies, that D.V.D.A. movie that stars your mom. wait? what?

Television:

"Glotz tvol und alles is gut"

Books:

artist diaries letters and biographies, art theory and criticism, art history, books on the culture, history and politics of the third reich, the bell jar, trashy v.c. andrews, chuck palahniuk

Heroes:

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My Blog

Tomorrow! FUNERAL CRASHERS! FREE show! FREE alcohol!

Friday, January 19th @ CRASH MANSION12AM BELLMER DOLLS11PM BLACKLIST10PM FUNERAL CRASHERS 9PM NEW YORK HOWLFREE admission with RSVP before 11pm ([email protected])OPEN BAR from 9-10...
Posted by kristen on Fri, 19 Jan 2007 08:49:00 PST

FUNERAL CRASHERS SHOW THIS SUNDAY- 1/14!

HELP SPREAD THE WORD BY STEALING THE FLIER ABOVE!!!!(If you're not familiar with HTML, here's how: Just click inside the text box below, Hit Ctrl+A to select all, Ctrl+C to copy it, then paste it in y...
Posted by kristen on Fri, 12 Jan 2007 11:37:00 PST

check out the fliers I made!

I have to give Frankie Teardrop credit for picking the image for the second flier and P. tweaked them a bit for me, but I pretty much did all of the the layout and whatnot. Not bad for my first attem...
Posted by kristen on Wed, 10 Jan 2007 06:05:00 PST

My Pet Virus in stores now. BUY THIS BOOK!

My friend Shawn Decker just had his book My Pet Virus: The True Story of a Rebel without a Cure published. I read it last night and it is an amazing story. Here's a description from Barnes and Noble...
Posted by kristen on Fri, 22 Sep 2006 07:13:00 PST

and december rain shall ever fall...

i think it may be time for another change... because right now i am not happy with the way things are working out... please someone take me out of the rain :(
Posted by kristen on Wed, 30 Nov 2005 03:49:00 PST

...

you see, because i envied your normal life, it seems that envy is my sin.
Posted by kristen on Thu, 03 Nov 2005 02:58:00 PST