S & M

I'd like to meet:

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anyone who likes to chill, go on roadtrips, and anything fun
OOOOH, I DIDN'T EVEN HERE YOU COME IN...
If you didn't know what something was, would you lick it anyway? It wouldn't be the first time!
Do you trust your instincts and let go of regret? Not so much any more it gets me into 2 much shit
Rock out with your cock out or hang out with your wang out? Jam out with your Clam out
Do you enjoy jamming out? Do you know who you are talking to?
What's in your car? Me and my gear. (tattoo shit, tee ball bat, crowbar, 2*4, and brass knuckles)
Would you say you hustle real hard everyday? Everyday that I hustle
What's your personal opinion on Ben leaving the Pistons? Who cares
Can you come out to play whenever or are you restricted? I restrict myself sometimes, It's needed
What was your worst job ever? Its a toss-up between a dishwasher at a seafood place and selling home sterios that ended on the news (you know what i'm talking about)
Do you know the idiot who created this? Nope
Can you control yourself while drinking? Sure, its everyone else that can't
How do you feel about the soaring gas prices? The sme as everyone else.... FUCK IT!!!!
What would you do if you got sprayed by a skunk? Natural instinct, spray back and see who has the bigger hose
What's the best concert you've ever been to? My very first one, Iwent with my brother and dad. It was the Monkeys
Is there anything that needs to be done before summer ends? everyone needs a camping experience to talk about
What do you think about windows that don't go down all the way in the back of a car? I'm not a child roll the fucker down or I sit in the front
Are you funny? Not on Tuesdays! So don't ask me tobe
Do you still have a little bit of that "inner child" left in you? I am not a PRIEST...
Are you maybe a little O.C.D about anything stupid? Put things back where you got them I'm not a maid
How's life treating you? SHITTY, just give me a little break!
Have you ever had a horrible dining experience? Everytime its horrible people are all assholes right when you walk in the door
Has a bird ever shat on you? Not me, but its funny when it happens
Just tell em what they wanna here: Life is Pain get used to it.

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Music:

system of a down, guns n roses, ozzy, disturbed, linkin park, suicide machines, pink floyd, the doors, drop kick murphys, blind melon, blues travelers, rage against the machine (even though they suck now cause they broke up for stupid political reasons whatever that means -ASSHOLES-)

Movies:

anything that has a good story line

Television:

king of queens, who's line is it anyway?, and anything so stupid it has no point that you can just laugh at I love tv a.k.a. the boob tube!!!!!

Books:

nothing bigger than a comic book unless its a really scary or intense, it has to keep my interest cause i have A.D.D. or something! You know how it is!

Heroes:

me,myself, and I, and Lyndie my one and only. I know this sounds all sappy and shit but she is mine 4 ever and ever, and always