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The Venetian

Are you stalking me cause that would be Super!

About Me

I enjoy swimming in the east river, funneling brews, taking car bomb shots, and living out of suitcases. Love to travel and experience what this wide world has to offer.

My Interests

bungie swooping, post dating checks, baking cakes, boozing and getting nuts, jump-offs,friday night sigma mu sigma lock-ins, golf, making fun of stupid people and the stupid things they do, machine gun calling friends on the west coast, traveling the world, pulling off big deals, Deep Sea Fishing, Stand Up comedy,Starting slow-claps after party fouls, Telling J-litt plane expulsion stories, Setting up huge pranks, scheming, fencing large items such as hot tubs and military surplus items to the highest bidders regardless of nationallity or credo, international sexpionage, making high six figures, spitting in peoples faces

I'd like to meet:

Old friends who seem to have forgotten "lost" my number, beautiful women who are single, engaged or married. I would also like to meet the two hot girls from the new transformers movie as well as some overweight personal trainers and orthodontists with bad teeth.

Music:

anything original

Movies:

Swiss Family Robinson, The Game, Outside Providence, ET, Any movie that Tom Cruise drives a motorcycle in

Television:

Nip/Tuck, Lost, The Wire, Curb your Enthusiasm, Entourage, Sportscenter, Future Weapons, Dexter, City Confidential

Books:

True Crime, I hope they serve beer in Hell

Heroes:

Chip Mayo, Chevy Chase, T. Boone Pickens, Charles Barkley and the guy who came up with the concept of ladies night