Dancing Vending Machine

This profile is dedicated to the memory to the life of the dancing vending machine.

The dancing vending machine died of complications to the AIDS virus on the third day of the sixth month of June in the year of twenty 07

We can only speculate on how the machine contracted this fatal disease but rumors or (rumours) had been spreading and word on the street is the dancing vending machine was a gay hooker or (a vending machine in the night)

But there were other reports on how he got the disease. It is possible that the machine contracted the AIDS virus from a girl he met on the True Website (you know what i'm talking about right?)

Those stupid pop up videos of like stupid girls eating candy canes and smiling at the computer.Yeah word is he got it from one of those slore bags.

What a waste. But this profile is now offically a site to celebrate the heroics and good times that the Dancing Machine brought to so many.

Machine your legacy will continue and I will make sure that you get the respect and dignity that you so deserve.

-cdh