Slanted Baby profile picture

Slanted Baby

Deluxe tuna bread

About Me

MySpace Profile Editor

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 8/24/2005
Band Website: newmusiccanada.com/index.cfm
Band Members: Ryan Barry
Influences: Guided By Voices, Ween, Team Strike Force, Rick White, Tape Hiss, Beer & Other.

Sounds Like:

Record Label: Probably Records
Type of Label: None

My Blog

Style balls

Fat goes behind the toilet With the style balls And things get big Like a fine chowder, you know? Or an invisible one This is all just a bearded electrical baby (and it's gold)...
Posted by Slanted Baby on Mon, 21 May 2007 12:10:00 PST

Importanto

Hey "Eggshell Ribs" First dibs on a donkey's mind.
Posted by Slanted Baby on Mon, 14 May 2007 11:00:00 PST

Solid gold cobwebs

Up there baby Where you can't dig it (or change it) It's gonna wig out, pig out It's gonna save you (money) I'm talking about solid gold cobwebs What did you think? Did you follow a slug trail? Did it...
Posted by Slanted Baby on Wed, 02 May 2007 03:20:00 PST

She's Hot Dog Mountain

With 10 foot poles & bell holes She's outside with a diamond mind She's thinking sheppard's pie But the sorghum plant makes her cry Like a hurricane filled with money Like an old flea ...
Posted by Slanted Baby on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 10:56:00 PST

Catch no ball

Flank steak memories Hot on a smoke-filled shockwave of red knowledge The deadheads (the dead hedge) Don't add up But don't it look good... In a restricted airspace fantasy? And you'll catch no b...
Posted by Slanted Baby on Sat, 24 Mar 2007 09:46:00 PST

Bit

Golden fanny pack of blues Filled with life (for the wife) But never enough for the maker (of my car) Did you see it?
Posted by Slanted Baby on Tue, 06 Mar 2007 11:00:00 PST

Beelines

We made beelines For anything How about that? We would hear birds ringing registers & cashing out We would see custodial furlines folded up & chewed on And always a little bit more That was be...
Posted by Slanted Baby on Fri, 23 Feb 2007 02:43:00 PST

Waxing gibbous

Please make room for bells of wax And sales tax Shooting out of a fizzing bottle of Bob. Make an excuse quickly out of rubber Out of noodles Did you? Out of cobwebs? Go tell it to the mountain....
Posted by Slanted Baby on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 10:26:00 PST

(...)

The man at the lung of a moon Call him "Canary Bones" And don't. When he tries to snap you up... With one leg in Texas Feel it and he is fried.  ...
Posted by Slanted Baby on Fri, 12 Jan 2007 10:43:00 PST

Hollow blog

Paradox of red hot bubbles Too many to bother But one steps forward And fires a shot from the gun of time That's fine.
Posted by Slanted Baby on Sat, 23 Dec 2006 11:36:00 PST