I would very much like to meet Michelle Monet / Claudine Longet who still has my ten-gallon hat that was given to me, along with a signed autograph from the famous American film star - Wyoming Bill Kelso when I was leaving a wonderful-wonderful party in LA several years ago. Ohh, we had a lovely time and am glad that we decided to stay after I fell off the roof outside of the bathroom into the swimming pool below. Fortunately, Miss Monet was there to rescue me. However, my friend Mr. Kelso provided me with a rather strong alcoholic beverage in an effort to revive me. This rendered me rather intoxicated and I did some silly things that perhaps I would not have done if I had not been given the said beverage. Oh well, anyway, jow-jow. It was fun, one big round of fun and laughter. And so perhaps, if I am to remain as fortunate as I have been until this day, then perhaps I will meet up with some of the crowd from the Clutterbuck party to which I refer. Well actually, I would rather not like to see Mr. Diffet, or Mr. Clutterbuck and Congressman Dumphey (and his wife for that matter) again, and to be honest that little dog who I think its name is Cookie was rather annoying to me - it's as though I had poo on my shoe or something. Sometimes I don't understand small animals, especially dogs, who are known to eat feet and not one other thing, only the feet. Monkeys and elephants (which are the symbol of my country, well elephants that is, not monkeys - although we do have rather a lot of them) are nice and I like meeting those when I can, but there are more of those back home and less it seems in Hollywood. Well, actually there are a lot of people that act like monkeys if you know what I mean. Anyway, I suppose that's it for now. There are rather a lot of French people wanting to be my friend and perhaps if I go to France I will meet them and show them how we Indian's have a good time. Remember, in India we don't think who we are - we know who we are. And, we are not anybodies sugars either. So, where was I ... oh yes, I would like to meet Miss Monet to get my hat back - it's my favorite one you know. I'd love to get it back.