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Aleris

Cuddlefish

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

A sailing ship. A unicorn. Someone who takes me seriously when I ask them to buy me a pony. Someone who doesn't take me seriously when I say anything. Someone who knows me and likes me anyway. Aliens. Jesus. William Shatner.

Music:

the wind

Movies:

zombie, funny, foreign

Television:

Star Trek, The Office (BBC), Little Britain, Mythbusters, Daily Planet, Family Guy, Futurama, Rocket Robin Hood, Firefly, Habs games.

Books:

Lord of the Rings, Paradise Lost, Tortilla Flat, East of Eden, The Great Gatsby, A Brief History of Time, As I Lay Dying, The Sound and the Fury, everything by Edgar Allen Poe, The Rime of the Ancient Mariner, I Was So Mad (by Mercer Mayer), Corduroy, pop-up books and other picture books

Heroes:

Tintin's dog Snowy.

My Blog

No really, fuck off. Thanks.

Okay here's what I've learned so far.  Don't trust anyone. It's the biggest mistake you could possibly make. Don't trust anyone you don't know like family, and even then you should glance at them...
Posted by Aleris on Fri, 08 Jun 2007 03:17:00 PST

FUCK OFF THANXX

The Foundation Urging Cunts like you to Kill OFF The Hippies, Anarchists, Nazis and Xstraight-edgersX (or FUCK OFF THANXX), is here and ready to offend and delight you with the coolest acronym ever. &...
Posted by Aleris on Fri, 18 May 2007 01:27:00 PST

Do not be alarmed

I've decided I'm officially taking a break from translation poetry (the art of translating something into japanese, then back into english, back into japanese, back into english, and then possibly bac...
Posted by Aleris on Fri, 23 Feb 2007 09:21:00 PST

RIP JB 01.29.07

I never could imagine the world without you in it, and I guess that's why I figured you'd pull through. But when you've done enough you've done enough. I still can't imagine the world without you. I w...
Posted by Aleris on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 10:38:00 PST

engines

I'm half inside a faceplant, visiting intentions. you're intentionally an eggplant. you never visit engines.   you could kill me with a dime you could kill me with a penny you could kill me with...
Posted by Aleris on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 08:47:00 PST

Trigonometry Picnic and the Pancakes Parade

Our first single, "Our Lonely Strange". So far we're too underground to jam or play any shows, but keep your eyes open and your brain peeled! It will squeeze out into your ears and congeal someday. An...
Posted by Aleris on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 07:39:00 PST

half pint bingo baby

As for the suitcase thing, it comes from the baby of the bingo. the half pint regarding the salted peanut comes in order to eat possibility. in regard to that it comes and does, the can it comes, ...
Posted by Aleris on Fri, 12 Jan 2007 10:20:00 PST

For Amber (Sheila) (Amber)

For you! A traditional english-japanese-japanese-english-english-japanese-japanese- english translation-style poem about wires. Just like you wanted. Merry December the 28th!   In regard to the en...
Posted by Aleris on Fri, 29 Dec 2006 05:47:00 PST

video arcade game

Not even the night can escape its own devouring eyes. Orange flame shoots out into blinding stars. Bodies explode in a mass of blood, splash out into the wet jungle and fall like over-ripe fruit, to l...
Posted by Aleris on Fri, 15 Dec 2006 11:13:00 PST

You lazy perv!

That's basically what an online quiz told me today, as I was thinking dirty thoughts (as usual) and managing to get absolutely nothing done (as sometimes). You can't take these quizzes seriously thoug...
Posted by Aleris on Wed, 06 Dec 2006 10:36:00 PST