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DOOMHAMMER

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About Me

Im a dirtbag, a scumbag, and all things inbetween.

On a beautiful path of self destruction, an embrace of illogicalness and absurdity. A road of both pain and pleasure, an attempt at self discovery and devastation.I hate routine. Chaos is in the eye of my storm. Hate drama and seem to cause it, try to do the right thing and in doing so hit the wrong.One of a kind, and the worlds better off for that.

I think kittens are cute

My Interests

Beer, saving the world, veganis, ninjas, pirates, and perfecting a supervillian maniac laugh...

I'd like to meet:

Anyone that makes me smile, think, laugh. Free beer and good times.

Music:

Too fucking many bands to even start.

Movies:

Army of Darkness, Dead Alive, Cemetery Man, City of the Living Dead, Dawn of the Dead, Day of the Dead, The Dead Next Door, Evil Dead, Evil Dead 2, Night of the Living Dead, Return of the Living Dead, Shaun of the Dead, Zombi II, you get where im fucking going with this.

Television:



Books:

Autobiography of malcom X, 1984 by george orwell, The malazan empire by stephen erickson, and a song of fire and ice by george r. r. martin, the works of kurt vonnegut. Anything by mumia abu jamal, noam chomsky, michael parenti. Stuff.

Heroes:

Mickey and Mallory Knox.

My Blog

August 21st 2007

My dog was exactly 8 months 8 days today.He was too smart for his own good, he found out that if he suddenly ran backwards when he was on the leash he could sometimes get his collar to slip over his h...
Posted by DOOMHAMMER on Tue, 21 Aug 2007 10:30:00 PST

2006 - A year in perspective

Where to start, where to end.2006 basically started for me in december of 2005 with a week long binge. That week long binge lasted two weeks, three weeks, two months, and basically until the end of au...
Posted by DOOMHAMMER on Sun, 17 Dec 2006 11:01:00 PST

Abstract insanity and pleasant incongruousness

Time to talk in utopian perplexity of my newfangled abode.A pulchritudinous panorama of provocative landscape from my very own parlour. Yes ideed, the estate in which I currently reside meets all my b...
Posted by DOOMHAMMER on Wed, 15 Nov 2006 08:44:00 PST

The randomness of coincidence

After yet another night of content and overall lack of chaos, something happened to make it worthwhile.While walking home I saw a golf ball sitting in a gutter, all alone. I felt compelled to pick it ...
Posted by DOOMHAMMER on Sat, 15 Apr 2006 12:15:00 PST

Kablooie

I am the ineffable ticking time bomb of stupidity, the perennial pal of poppycock!Balderdash aside, the weekend of Harrison Ford movies was an exhaustive marathon of failure and unmitigated fiasco. Fa...
Posted by DOOMHAMMER on Mon, 06 Feb 2006 09:06:00 PST

What the fuck, me posting?

Am I full of exasperated jocularity?Mayhaps full of stupendous exuberance!Life is grand, life is great. Complaints be non-existant in this miserable and horrendous world of mine.Beer, chaos. Absurdity...
Posted by DOOMHAMMER on Sat, 04 Feb 2006 09:22:00 PST