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miss brooks.

....it's all sunshine, nothin' but sunshine....

About Me

i kinda like the smell of gasoline.
if things are going well for me, i usually find a way to ruin it.
i microwave my icecream.
i'm an excellent driver. (welllll maybe not so much anymore....).
i've never eaten eggs or olives. or drank coffee.
and i like my rum with a splash of coke.
i physically cannot tell a lie....unless i'm calling in sick to work.
i'd rather be funny than anything else.
i wear my heart on my sleeve, but i've learned to wear a jacket.
i hate talking on the phone.
i like to say the word FACE.
being tickled is like putting me in a torture chamber.
i can quote waynes world beginning to end. and probably backwards.
i always wear my seatbealt.
i would starve without a microwave.
i don't sleep under the sheets, but on top of the comforter with blankets.
i like to get drunk on christmas and make pizza rolls for people and then eat them all before they get a chance to have one.
i'm kinda scared going down really high escalators.
i used to hate sundays but now i use them to do grownup things.
i make tippy's taco part of my balanced diet.
i smoke camel lights.
sometimes i jump in elevators.
i always have a green lighter.
i can't pronounce the word "regularly" on the first try.
i have this weird thing where there's always music in my head.
i'm a trooper.
i have a bladder of steel.
i cut my hair once a year.
it's not that i'm lazy....it's just that i don't care.

My Interests


drinking.
monkeys.
girls that don't wear makeup.
boys that don't drive like badasses.
dandelions.
logic puzzles.
text messages.
chocolate.
driving with my windows down.
sneezing.
seahorses.
moonbounces.
mashed potatoes.
prancing.
live shows in the summer.
making out.
eating peanutbutter out of the jar with my finger.
watching fire.
tailgating.
the 800-588-2300 empiiiiire song.
tattoos.
trampolines.
truth or dare.
drunken golfcart escapades.
darts.
psychics, fortune tellers, and palm readers.
and reading my horoscope.
watching amazing breakdancers and wishing i could do that.
singing loud and out of tune.
boys that wear glasses.
making smores.
porn shops.
birthdays.
little surprises.
chick-fil-a.
finding money in my pocket that i forgot about.
kinder eggs.
flip flops.
making a wish when the clock says 11:11.
tap dancing in the kitchen while waiting for my food to cook.
calalillies.
being pleasantly surprised.
random situations.
finishing each others sentences.
finding new music.
finding new music you think someone else would like.
match girls.
pirates.
trees with crazy branches.
hats tilted slightly to the side and the boys who wear them.
the hippie era.
swapping stories and remembering whens.
holding doors for people.
a good hair day.
when your skinny jeans fit again.
hitting snooze.
gymnastics.
sign language.
bubble wrap.
silly string.
wife-beaters. (wearing them. not like, ya know, actual people that beat their wives.)
telling people to "get it together."
running through sprinklers.
carving initials in a tree.
anything that evokes emotion.

I'd like to meet:

people who either got it or are in the process of getting it together.

"....no one feels another's grief.
no one understands another's joy.
people imagine that they can reach one another.
in reality they only pass each other by...."

Music:


trip hop.
down-tempo.
hip hop.
breaks.
old skool.
soul.
piano.
classic rock.
deep house.
tribal.
commercial jingles.
tv show theme songs.
anything i can groove to.
anything i can sing at the top of my lungs to.

Movies:


chasing amy.
the last kiss.
closer.
forrest gump.
casino.
boondock saints.
the color purple.
anything with johnny depp.
swingers.
rushmore.
ghost world.
waking ned devine.
melvin goes to dinner.
indecent proposal.
murder in the first.
garden state.
sixteen candles.
almost famous.
fast times at ridgemont high.
dazed and confused.
woodstock documentary.
anything with angelina jolie.
girl, interrupted.
good will hunting.
about five bajillion others.

Television:


intervention.
best week ever.
sex and the city.
what not to wear.
scrubs.
ali g.
entourage.
oz.
the girls next door.
its always sunny in philly.
freaks and geeks.
significant others.
cash cab.

Books:


she's come undone.
there's a boy in the girls bathroom.
of mice and men.
their eyes were watching god.
where the sidewalk ends.
a light in the attic.
the giving tree.
poems by hal sirowitz.
breakfast of champions.
books with pictures....
....naked pictures are even better.

Heroes:


single mothers.

and this guy:

My Blog

....victim....

just for robs. she'll seriously get mad if i don't.  don't mess with robs and her myspace....even though everyone pretty much already knows my weird habits. Here is how the game goes:Each player ...
Posted by miss brooks. on Thu, 07 Jun 2007 07:13:00 PST

....marinate....

before i read this poem, i want to tell you some things about myself. i know--im like youi can't stand this confessional poetry crapthe inner recesses of the soul and all that.i think the more yo...
Posted by miss brooks. on Mon, 04 Jun 2007 01:31:00 PST

....beauty queen....

there are a few things in the world that scare me - marriage, snakes, heroin, george bush - but clowns have always ruled them out. until last night.  i caught part of a tv show about beauty pagea...
Posted by miss brooks. on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 09:37:00 PST