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Matty M@

I am here for Friends

About Me

Im a sucker for a good pun. So does that make me a pun sucker?

My Interests

living life to its fullest potential, Gameing, a wicked friggin bassline, inventing new and ingenious ways to project vegatables at high velocities, Cut'n a rug, Fishing, CAFFEINE, dark cigars, snowboarding, Fluffernutters, people watching, bikeing, turd herding (not chasing), music (listening to or creating), DJing, being plain fuckin silly, beer that u can taste, fast cars (even though I drive a slowass truck), self employment, non excessive gambling, whiskey and or scotch and or cognac, long lists, softball, boats, working with my hands, the never ending struggle with computers, stand up comedy, running, cooking.........

I'd like to meet:

Good people, nice people, people that come correct, people that dont play, unless they play nice. Aint got no time for no bustas, bojanglers, grubbers, haters, pintle-rangers, players or player haters, fakers, pranksters, no good swindlers, scallywags, tossers, lolly gagers, hee has, wholey whos, or who who dillys, definately no hos, johns, marks, tricks, trick-ass marks, mark-ass tricks, skeezers, skanks, skip skaps, or skallywhops.............New Jacks apply within.

Music:

BEATS BEATS BEATS are my main interest. A rolling deep basslines, a killer shreddin riff (brah), and a good set a pipes are never bad either. If its new, original and different im into it (or just respect it). They say variety is the spice of life. I agree.

Books:

Fantastic Mr Fox, The B.F.G.

Heroes:

My family, Howard Stern, Biggie Shorty, and Meat Wad