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About Me

The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Hmm ...Myself when I was a lot younger

Music:

All music except for old school country and sitar music lasting more than 30 minutes. The type of music I listen to depends on the mood that I am in at the time.

What I am listening to now:
Breaking Benjamin
Incubus
Sia
Slunt
The Unknownn
Three Days Grace
311
Zero 7

Radio Station:
DC101

Current Ringtones:
Abandoned Pools - The Remedy
Fort Minor - Remember the Name
Gorillaz - Feel Good Inc.
Incubus - Drive
Linkin Park - Faint
Nikka Costa - Everyones Got Their &nbsp &nbsp &nbsp &nbsp &nbsp Something
311 - Beautiful Disaster
Todd Rungden - Bang On Drums
Us3 - Cantaloupe
Zero 7 - Destiny
ZZ Top - Low Rider

Favorites: This can change daily
Aerosmith (old school)
Alana Davis
Alice In Chains
Beatles
Bela Fleck and the Flecktones
Breaking Benjamin
Brian McKnight
Cat Stevens
Dream Theater
Eric Clapton
Foo Fighters
Gipsy Kings
Hoobastank
Incubus
Jay-Z
Led Zepplin
Linkin Park
Metallica (old school)
Mondo Grosso
Outkast
Pink Floyd
Radiohead
Red Hot Chili Peppers
Sarah Vaughan
Stan Getz
Stereophonics
Stevie Wonder
Stevie Ray Vaughn
Sublime
Supreme Beings of Leisure
The Clash
The Roots
The Unknownn
Thelonius Monk
Three Days Grace
311
Tribe Called Quest
2Pac
Zero 7

Movies:

What I have seen recently:
Nothing recently. Nothing seems good.

Favorites:
Movies with Adam Sandler
...only the funny ones
Movies by Kevin Smith
...except for J&SB Strike Back
...except for Jersey Girl
Movies by Miyazaki Hayao
Four Seasons in Provence
40 Year Old Virgin
Godfather
Half Baked
Italian Job
Oceans Eleven
Office Space
Ronin
Shaolin Soccer
Shawshank Redemption
Snatch
Swingers
The Rock

Television:

Cowboy Beebop
ESPN/ESPN2
Family Guy
FoxSports
Futurama
Law & Order: Criminal Intent
Monk
Mythbusters
NFL Network
No Reservations
1,000 Places To See Before You Die
Overhaulin
Planet Earth
Psych
Rides
Scrubs
The Soup
Top Gear

Books:

Authors:
Anthony Bourdain
Brad Meltzer
Clive Cussler
Ian Flemming
Maurice Leblanc
Sergei Lukyanenko
Sir Arthur Conan Doyle
Vince Flynn

My Blog

Guitar Hero II

Hey All,If you can click on this link, that would be great!! I just want to win one. That is all....
Posted by Judge on Fri, 25 May 2007 12:19:00 PST

David Blaine Parodies

Hey All,These are parodies of David Blain. Hilarious!! ...
Posted by Judge on Fri, 20 Apr 2007 07:23:00 PST

It's been a while

Hey All,It's been a while since I have posted anything in my blog. Since the New Year, everything has been pretty hectic. Work has pretty much taken over my whole life and weekends are a glimmer of a...
Posted by Judge on Thu, 08 Feb 2007 10:17:00 PST

Broken down to the pressure

Hey All,For so long, I have refused going with the mainstream and purchasing one of those IPod Nano mp3 players, but now I am one of "those" people. I feel so elated with this new gadget and dirty for...
Posted by Judge on Wed, 25 Oct 2006 10:34:00 PST

Wedding Songs

Hey All,I thought this list was quite hilarious. Let me know if you guys can think of any other songs that should be on this list.Inappropriate Wedding Songs She F*#!in' Hates Me - Puddl...
Posted by Judge on Fri, 13 Oct 2006 12:33:00 PST

Things to do at work when you are bored

Hey All,Need a little more competition in the work place? Try this out! ONE-POINT OFFICE DARES1) Run one lap around the office at top speed.2) Ignore the fir...
Posted by Judge on Tue, 10 Oct 2006 09:28:00 PST

What would you do with 10k in 24 hrs.

Hey All,There is a local radio station that is asking people what they would do with 10k in a 24 hr period. If they like the idea, then they would let you fulfill the plan. The only catch ...
Posted by Judge on Thu, 28 Sep 2006 10:13:00 PST

Are you ready for some football?

Hey All, So the season for this little game called football has begun and I was wondering who everyone thinks is going to the Super Bowl. I know everyone typically has their loyalties to a parti...
Posted by Judge on Tue, 12 Sep 2006 05:36:00 PST

Any good movies?

Hey All,Is it me, or has there been some really crappy movies out lately. All I see are movies of extremes (Snakes on a Plane, Talledega Nights, The Descent) or re-make/past topic movies (Miami ...
Posted by Judge on Tue, 22 Aug 2006 06:01:00 PST

What to drink during the summer time?

Hey All,So as the summer heats up, I was wondering what people like to drink to cool down. For me, nothing beats a bottle of Mitsuya Cider. It's made in Japan and is kinda similar to Ginger Ale...
Posted by Judge on Mon, 31 Jul 2006 11:32:00 PST