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jacqueline

PYT

About Me

at the risk of sounding obnoxious
i love sassy bitches, hugs, cheese, ambition, intuition, giggles, etymology, big cities, good cuddlers, beards, children, and trees

My Interests

loyalty. making people smile. sweaters. dirty fuckin mouth. really good hugs. languages. procrastinating. food. gbs. kids. exploring. bed. havin my nails did. rap music. old music. good music. music my friends make, ie., drunky brewster, cocky like a rooster, drunky brewster, always from the future. bacon egg and cheese heroes from the bodega. biceps. pants that are too tight for me. sweats. r&b circa 1993. goin to pound town. water. learning that there is an art to everything we do. falling in love with whatever. books with four leaf clovers pressed between the pages. long hot showers every day. thomas payton berkley. animals. flannel sheets. cuddling. christmas lights. cans of coke. sopa de pollo. walking with my music. chipmunk beats. orchestra beats. jazz loops. rats on the train tracks. some of the more enthusiastic subway performers, especially the south american guy with the reed pipes of delancey/essex fame who performs his own version of "colors of the wind" with such astounding gusto, and the old man at 14th street who sings the blues better than anyone i have ever heard in my entire life. and he's not a performer, but the guy who hangs out around union square with outfits made entirely of ratty newspaper shreds is pretty cool too, i guess. or whatever.

I'd like to meet:


i want a kitty for christmas.

i didn't get one, but it's okay. i live vicariously through the pet ownership of others.

Music:



Movies:

the secretary. eternal sunshine of the spotless mind. tank girl.

Television:

birth stories on the discovery channel. i almost always cry

Books:

everything is illuminated by jonathan safran foer
drown by junot diaz
tristan and iseult translated by joseph bedier
strange pilgrims by gabriel garcia marquez
my life in heavy metal by steve almond
the blind assassin by margaret atwood

My Blog

things that i dream about.

trains. lots of trainsfreight trains, subways, streetcarsand riding them in unorthodox ways, riding cars that are nothing but metal frames like jungle gyms, hiding myself in the coal, getting my bod...
Posted by jacqueline on Sun, 17 Feb 2008 07:42:00 PST

office space.

i got the itch.i've been working at an office job long enough to be eligible for health insurance. something is terribly, terribly wrong here. when i let my mind drift off, all i can think of are long...
Posted by jacqueline on Tue, 22 Jan 2008 06:04:00 PST

richmond is the new williamsburg!

http://www.rvamannequin.blogspot.com/are you fucking serious? richmond is like the hot girl who's hot because she doesn't try to be hot and just rolls out of bed all grubby and dirty and everybody thi...
Posted by jacqueline on Thu, 27 Sep 2007 11:28:00 PST

orly?

in an effort to be a more productive and less depressed person, i, j. m. zenone, am hereby giving up cigarettes forever, alcohol for a month, and weed for as long as possible, with a minimum of two mo...
Posted by jacqueline on Mon, 03 Sep 2007 06:25:00 PST

the mermaid parade.

i love coney. i can't believe that most of it is getting torn down at the end of this summer. yesterday we went to the mermaid parade. (marlena where are you when i need you?) it was ridiculous. lots ...
Posted by jacqueline on Sun, 24 Jun 2007 07:14:00 PST

tits mcgee

indulge me talking about my breasts for a moment. yes, again. if you know me, you know all about my big tittie pride (BTC fo eva) and the attitude that comes with it (developed over years of taking up...
Posted by jacqueline on Thu, 31 May 2007 10:27:00 PST

DIY. babies. trash. everything.

so let's talk about rich people for a minute. and how much i hate them.i nanny on the weekends to pay the bills. for a certain fashion designer. babygirl six months, lil boy five years. people are alw...
Posted by jacqueline on Sun, 20 May 2007 08:09:00 PST

getting followed home on the train...

..is mad sketchy.for the record, when some doucheball is eyeing you on the train home at three in the morning, one should go against one's drunken instinct to say, "take a fucking picture it will last...
Posted by jacqueline on Tue, 17 Apr 2007 12:18:00 PST

new york's fuckin finest

today, while mindin my own business riding my cute lil bike down broadway i had a choice. i could have:a) continued going straight and run directly into a bus that pulled out in front of me, ORb) swer...
Posted by jacqueline on Wed, 11 Apr 2007 01:59:00 PST

on broadway

my hood. the strip goes a little something like this: boar's head deli, bodega, nail salon, dollar store, hair braiding, dollar store, fried chicken place, beauty supply, pizza joint, bojangles, carve...
Posted by jacqueline on Fri, 06 Apr 2007 04:16:00 PST