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Drunky Brewster

Drunky Brewster-Cocky like a rooster.

About Me

For those about to get drunk, we saluuuuuuuuuuuuuuute you!

***EVEN MORE CRUCIAL UPDATE:
How much do you love Drunky Brewster?? Are you cocky enough to sport the Rooster? Thanks to our bros from Gogh, you can now rep your favs band with your own personal Weapons of Mass Seduction! Or if you're a dude, use it to prove your feminism and probs get laid! Yeah. You pretty much can't lose when you're true to the Brew Crew. Ladies black/metallic gold or lavender/metallic silvs. Gents in black/metallic gold or pink/metallic silvs. Slurp!

Babies creep us out! If you are not over 18 for the love of guns and drugs, please do not ask to be our friend. Bring us your packed lunches and leave them outside of our shows to show your support, but we can not be your friend. We are what parents call "bad role models". Tis' true, we are bad role models hanging out!NEWEST NEWS (11.30.06):Check out Drunky Brewster , the blindingly brilliant shining gem in a sea of douchebags, featured in the latest trailer for the indie film "Seeking Madame Mushroom," out February 2007 from Eat the Mushroom Productions.


Song List:

Weapons of Mass Distruction in North Korea: Put it in you

Animal Boners

Guns and Blunts

The Golden Girls Theme Song

Body Motion: Private Dancer-Your Mom

Bong Heist

Spiders

Models Hangin Out

We Got Something in Common/ Do You Remeber the Time

Secret Track (Crackhead Eyes: No Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah)

Fuck Your Sons and Fuck Your Daughters

(Radiohead Creep)

Hydrator

Real Talk

Captain Cokane Fantasy (with Mixel Pixel)

Scent of a Women


WE ROLL LIKE THIS

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 6/17/2005
Band Website: drunkybrewster.com
Band Members: Calisha Jenkins and Fabrisha Dankins
Influences: Tisha Potts, all animals popping up for love, Ween, Bowie, Ziggy Stardust, weapons of mass destruction (especially those in North Korea), people who plunder booty, Michael JackSUN, Troma, Gwar, beer, weed, coke, everything, your mom (and her vagina), Zui Suicide (and *her* mom), Edie, asses wigglin and titties jigglin, big dicks, small holes, Dirty D, Smith, Kathleen Hanna, Peaches, Fannypack, Avenue D, Whitney Houston, Bobby Brown, Michael Jackson (the non-Asian one), Bruce Leroy, The Warriors, Le Bagman, Circle of Dead Children, Lord of Fire, all the parents and all the children, Celine Dion, Riverbottom Nightmare, Sparkle Motion, death, flames, people who don't love, people who don't hate, people who negotiate, birth control, vaginas, poles, holes, 2 Live Crew, Kool Keith, Doctor Octagon, Black Elvis, Wu-Tang motherfuckas!, Lil Kim, Mariah Carey, drag queens, C.R.E.A.M., dildos, John Travolta in Saturday Night Fever or Grease only, unicorns, unicorn boners, midgets and the people taller than them, Ladytron, Arcade Fire, sequins, Lindsay Lohan, gynecologists, 3x1-1, Postal Service, drunkenness, the demo mode on a mini Casio, Dresden Dolls, Iggy Pop, Calisha's sister Calisha, Cher
Sounds Like:

Drunk bong rips... with our MOUTHS! A dance party in your pants? Or maybe you're just happy to see us. Sequins dropping, shows stopping, legs in the air, beers in your belly, weed in your face, good time.

Animal Boners at Cakeshop. Who's that knocking at your door? Elephant Boners.("Radiohead Creep") at Cakeshop with fireworks and Micheal Jackson.("Radiohead Creep") All the wigs performance at the Meat Fiddler Weapons of Mass Destruction In North Korea, Put It In You. Live at Cakeshop.Body Motion: Private Dancer Your MomCheck this bootleg video that catches the Brewster taking it to the streets with to-go beverages.
DBCLR!

Type of Label: Major

My Blog

Already kicked off. (Too hot for radio.)

Mad love to Lady Twist and Wenzday Atemz. Too bad we barely got to chat before Breezy pulled a Nicky2States, and kept dropping the shit bombs. Oops. We were super stoked that the ladies gave love to b...
Posted by Drunky Brewster on Wed, 16 Apr 2008 07:14:00 PST

Drunky Brewster on the Hip Hop Spotlight!

CHECK IT: The Brewster is about to do a live on-air interview with the legendary Lady Twist (of VH1's Miss Rap Supreme Fame), on her radio show, The Hip Hop Spotlight in 30 MINUTES, YA'LL! Tune in at ...
Posted by Drunky Brewster on Wed, 16 Apr 2008 06:29:00 PST

Drunky Brewster on VH1’s Miss Rap Supreme!

Oh snap, peep my rapYou'll laugh so hardThat ass will crapCatch the premiere of Miss Rap Supreme tonight, Monday, April 14th, at 10pm on VH1. I'm just making a cameo, so don't get too excited... MC Se...
Posted by Drunky Brewster on Mon, 14 Apr 2008 10:59:00 PST

DRUNKY BREWSTER Video Contest!

Hey Kids! The Brewster wants YOU to make our new video... for our 15 minute long cover version of R.Kelly’s "Real Talk." If you’re a Booster, you’ve probs heard it at a show. If not ...
Posted by Drunky Brewster on Sat, 15 Mar 2008 01:42:00 PST

New Songs New Shirts

Like R Kels said: OH SHITDrunky Brewster's got flavor for your ears AND tits!No, it's not your birfday. But it could be, cause we're giving it to you like you never even knew you wanted it. Check the ...
Posted by Drunky Brewster on Wed, 21 Nov 2007 02:52:00 PST

TONIGHT: Drunky Pixel @ Cakeshop!

Dear Esteemed Appreciators of Self-Expression, Beer, and Ultra-Seriousness,I know they are all face melting but this...this takes the fucking cake... At Cake Shop (152 Ludlow between Stanton and Rivin...
Posted by Drunky Brewster on Mon, 30 Jul 2007 12:19:00 PST

Narwhal boners and Drunky Brewster 7.19.07!

Have you ever bonged a beer from a narwhal boner?? Well here's your chance! This Thursday at Alphabet Lounge, the world-famous Drunky Brewster of Drunky Brewster Fame will be attempting the unheard of...
Posted by Drunky Brewster on Wed, 18 Jul 2007 09:09:00 PST

SHOW TOMORROW @ Cake Shop 6.25.07

Let me set the scene here: We just took such crucial bong hits that breezy just dragon burped 5 minutes after the hit and leesh jenks just throw up in her hand. and we weren't even taking them out of ...
Posted by Drunky Brewster on Sun, 24 Jun 2007 01:38:00 PST

UPDATE on breezys post

UPDATE:I was not done drinking and trying to get laid so "Bravo" I think that was his name, wanted to talk. My reply "well talk to me goose". He lectured me and I told him to step off my essence. And ...
Posted by Drunky Brewster on Wed, 06 Jun 2007 03:06:00 PST

BREAKING NEWS - DB 86ED!

Lobster salad - 86edGood beer - 86edAll multiculturals (aka non-whites) - 86edAwesomeness and joy - 86edDRUNKY BREWSTER - 86ED!Union Pool - Helping herpes find hipsters since Jews rented Williamsburg....
Posted by Drunky Brewster on Wed, 06 Jun 2007 10:40:00 PST