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Colleen Kane

www.colleenkane.com

About Me

www.colleenkane.com

My Interests

Delicious cheese, vegetarian cooking, urban exploration, adventure, anything that results in the kind of photography I like to call Myspace Gold, GIRL STUFF, getting back to naitch, sending items back to naitch, rummage sales, vintage Pyrex, making things, dumplings, ruins, and zombies. Getting friends to talk like me and then get mad at themselves for doing so.

I'd like to meet:

Funnies and my gay best friend. Preferably with an appreciation for vintage Fiestaware, Pyrex and the like, so someone else besides me can appreciate my kitchen acquisitions.

Music:

Flaming Lips & Johnny Cash and such. Ohhh, lotsa music. I like music. WFMU.org

Movies:

The Room. Don't Be Afraid of the Dark. Bad horror and good horror, old time motion pictures.

Television:

the Cone Zone, Arrested D, Reno 911, Simpsons/South Park/Family Guy (apparently I'm a teenage boy), LOST, HGTV

Books:

favorite book: magazines (THAT HIRE ME!) dorothy parker, kurt vonnegut, valley of the dolls, the best of everything, looking for mr. goodbar, lots of non-fiction & memoirs like i'm with the band, prisoner of X, motley crue: the dirt, cash autobiography, pink think: becoming a woman in many uneasy lessons by lynn peril; especially non-fiction about weirdos going off on personal oddyseys like going to extremes by joe mcginniss and into the wild; also non fiction that gives me the fear like fast food nation and no logo and nickle and dimed.

Heroes:


and whoever did this

My Blog

ck on the radio

my first radio show of the ought years is archived here.
Posted by Colleen Kane on Mon, 24 Jul 2006 08:10:00 PST

tings haiku

upon finishing a bag of tings tings are nearly done i drank the crumbs like a kid i'm such a fat fuck tracie wrote one, too: attach the tings like a feed bag to my face please fat fuck...
Posted by Colleen Kane on Fri, 11 Nov 2005 04:32:00 PST

it's official

i hate the word "snarky." it is now my number two most hated word, behind all-time loser "funky." (whenever funky is used to not describe funk music but rather some kind of wacky wacky accessory/...
Posted by Colleen Kane on Tue, 25 Oct 2005 07:12:00 PST

it's all right 'cause i'm saved by the...what?

OK so you know how on Saved by the Bell, let's say that rascally Zach destroyed Mr. Belding's new red sportscar and all of a sudden the gang has to raise a loooot of money really fast so they can get ...
Posted by Colleen Kane on Fri, 16 Sep 2005 08:19:00 PST

it's 8000 degrees and you're wearing cowboy boots

inspired by a topic brought up by therese, as well as the current fashion of every woman in nyc. dear faux-hemians: you might not be bohemian if you paid $800 for that dumpy gigantic bag, $500 fo...
Posted by Colleen Kane on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

the downside of googling oneself

While conducting a routine vanity search (like you haven't done it, or googled your friends and enemies!), I learned that there are at least two or three other writers with my name. I also learned tha...
Posted by Colleen Kane on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

screwed, and not in a good way

ok, so the other night myself and two of my pals went to a party for screw magazine. why, you may ask, would a BUSTy gal like you want to go to that? well, one, it was at the tainted lady, and i'd bee...
Posted by Colleen Kane on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

you've come a long way, captain kirk.

the other night i once again forgot what time desperate housewives was on so i caught the last five minutes or so. but then because i was so tired i couldn't move, i ended up watching a bit of that sh...
Posted by Colleen Kane on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

best crazy guy on the subway evs

on the F train after work this week, this guy almost cracked my "i'm not listening" new yorker subway mask, but he was only on for a few highly entertaining stops. highlights: "Never met a woma...
Posted by Colleen Kane on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I Love Colleen

I Love Colleen is taped before a live myspace audience. Starring colleen kane as lucy mcgillicuddy-ricardo and gypsy the cat as ricky ricardo OK so before today, shingles was a repulsive-soundin...
Posted by Colleen Kane on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST