Drinkin', Smokin, Shotgunning Beers, Attempting to get into bars and Rock Shows armed with a funnel and a lounge chair so i can sit right up front and drink my beers the way they were meant to, In three seconds or less, god jul with a beer bong
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I'd like to meet:
I want to meet all the cool people, and if you think you %Dre cool then I probably don't want to hang with you. so %D%Atake off that damn trucker hat put down your brooklyn lager %Dnd learn how to drink your beer the right way. In three %D%Aseconds or less. Hey they won't let you funnel beer in a %D%Amusic venue, but you can shotgun it. And if your lady gets %D%Amad cuz you sprayed her then you should just get rid of her %Duz any lady who does not want to be sprayed with beer is %D%Aso not cool, i mean if they have beer on them, you canlick %D%Ait off then you get the two best things at once, drinking %Drom a beer on a lady. And i don't want to hang out with %D%Athose guys who are all looking hip and cool with their hip %D%Atwo sizes to small clothes. Listen up the ladies want to do %D%Athe boot scoot, they do not want to worry if you are gonna %D%Ahave an aneurism on the dance floor.%Ds for the ladies, well i want to meet someone who is down %D%Awith getting crazy. Thats right crazy, if we are gonna hang %D%Aout you had better get some sleep cuz its gonna be crazy. %D%ANo we are not going to get a nice dinner, we are gonna get %D%Asomething lite cuz around 8pm we punch the clock. Thats %D%Aright we have an eight hour working day of drinking ahead %D%Aof us. Sure we will take a coffee break but only for %Dspresso, four shots and then we move on to the next bar. %D%AIf you are lucky we will go back to whomever's house and I %Dm gonna turn the lights down low so you know I mean %Dusiness. In the morning I will bring you coffee and we can %D%Areintroduce ourselves.%D%A%D%A %D%A
Music:
i listen to to much music.. probably to much for a normal person to absorb.. probabaly to much to for even myself.it needs to rock hard.. it needs to rock slow..it needs to wake me up.. it needs to put me to sleep..get me through the day ad those uncomfortable situations where i am stuck on a subway directly under a smelly amrpit
Movies:
swingers,office space,2001, Old School, Donnie Darko, The Ring(that will make your shit turn white),made, starwars, those porn movies your mom made in college (its alright she was young she needed the money)
Television:
tv?... how about movies on the roof.. we can do tv as well though.... width=
Books:
This Side Of Paradise, Anna Karenina, Cavalier and Clay, Crime and Punishment, God of Small things, Hamlets Mill, Fingerprints of the Gods, American Gods
Heroes:
HEY THERE ARE LOTS MORE COOL VIDEOS IN MY VIDEO SECTION.. NOW YOU CAN TRULY ROCK ON WITH YOUR BAD SELF AT HOME AND AT WORK. CHECK IT OUT.. LET ME KNOW.
