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sarah

stop the world mummy, i want to get off!

About Me



My Interests

qgp, 5ks, yarn, books, crossword puzzles, green things, beer, needlepoint, soap

I'd like to meet:


“Winston, you’re drunk!”

“Yes, lady, and you are ugly. But tomorrow, I will be sober.”

(Winston Churchill)

Music:

passover

Books:

the joke

Heroes:

es, tvm, tw, as, jg, cl, jg, ms, tf, ef, sg, ag, jc, sl

My Blog

new paint

On the wall of the 2nd floor unisex bathroom of the physics department a (presumed) student once graffitied "satan loves you", right underneath the toilet paper dispenser.  Then one day someone w...
Posted by sarah on Wed, 03 Sep 2008 02:15:00 PST

Its nothing really

"If God were the source of humankind's ability to distinguish right from wrong, than believers would behave better than atheists, a postulate unsupported by history."- from James Morrow's "Only Begott...
Posted by sarah on Sun, 28 Oct 2007 10:45:00 PST

blogblogblog

I have finally started my own blog.  You can find it at the compostion notebook that is located at the upper left corner of my desk, in my office.  Enjoy! and YES that is Mr. Hefner...
Posted by sarah on Sat, 18 Aug 2007 10:49:00 PST

flames, god, and crossword puzzles

Recently it came to my attention that my blog postings are meaningless and yes, I came to this conclusion.  You see, I have it in my mind that if I am going to say something, anything, in a publi...
Posted by sarah on Sat, 11 Aug 2007 12:08:00 PST

ms. cook, this is all your fault

1. What are your initials?sll2. What is your favorite thing to wear?nothing3. Last thing you ate?apple sauce4. One place you will NEVER eat at?the ...
Posted by sarah on Wed, 08 Aug 2007 10:49:00 PST

1 may not be the loneliest number

1. Honestly, what color is your underwear? honestly, it's pink.2. Honestly, whats on your mind right now? honestly, an old lover.3. Honestly, what are you doing right now? honestly, this.4. Honestly, ...
Posted by sarah on Mon, 06 Aug 2007 09:51:00 PST

deconstuction

Do you have Justin Timberlake on your ipod?what goes around, comes around...undcry me a riverWhat were you doing on July 4th, 2007?grandmother's house, the brede's house, spoon.Do you like Oatmeal?sur...
Posted by sarah on Wed, 01 Aug 2007 09:24:00 PST

talk is cheap, and i'm broke

1. Did you just wake up?no, i am about to fall in to a deep slumber...i hope2. Who's car were you in last?mrs. grubba's3. When is the next time you will kiss someone?i don't know the answer to that4. ...
Posted by sarah on Tue, 31 Jul 2007 10:25:00 PST

just another false alarm

1.The last movie you watched?  sunshine.  i am in love with this movie.  go and see it, now!2. The last tv show you watched?it's been a while, the oc...a month or so ago3. The last song...
Posted by sarah on Mon, 30 Jul 2007 10:06:00 PST

when i wake up in the morning i will still have cash in my wallet

I can't get to sleep without?a bed with a pillow, or twoIf I were a doll, the accessories packaged with me would be:american spirits, heels, ipod, vicodinI have an irrational fear of:waspsWhat type of...
Posted by sarah on Sat, 14 Jul 2007 11:18:00 PST