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cyborg- harpy- at-large

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About Me

intant messenger: amidoesnotexist.

buhLOG. , yo.

facebook , yo.

i'm shy(?)

one time i danced alone in a random hotel room to "cool it now" by new edition. it was amazing.

not afraid to get ugly, or messy.

telling you i'm all ears, when you know i'm all thumbs.

*running for saint.

*soft hair.

*in love.

*gramatical outlaw.

*stronger than dirt, mushier than sherbert. umm, right.

*whimsical, to say the least.
*so not scary. duhhh.

*the happiest friendliest cynic this side of there.
*my truth is stranger than your fiction, i promise.



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Melody Hay

My Interests

being my own spectacle, bangs, myth debunkers, positive thinking, button pushing, blogs, blogging, bass faces, crafty lurkery, bubble tea, meditation, printing presses, hydration packs, some guy named ben and his man scouts, vintage ANYTHING, the outdoors (and/or outdoor activities), papaya juice, changing my default photo all of the time, "number one fan", thumb pianos, interplanetary exchange students, burlesque, board games, silky gravel, joke profile songs, roller coasters, being obvious, the bottle cap cult, misheard lyrics, sarcasm, bein' a drifter, BIG MAN HANDSOME, having black hair, other humans, whimsy, local S.O.B., aliens ftw!, making lists, uncomfortable silences, tony clifton, moxie, nostril flaring, stream of consciousness communicating (don't ask), sassafrass, hillside!, live music, having private jokes with everybody, love, dance parties, the supernatural, tinsel wigs, obscure legos, soup (yummy yum yum), "gentlemen", photography, quality before quantity, curling, cold beer, SCIENCE!, M.A.C., the color orange, D.I.Y., cinema, the "oracle", vaudeville, my magnificent friends, readin', writin', 'rithmetic, viva la musica pop, macaroni art, art for art's sake, letting nature take it's course, the city, the mountains, and messy hair. do it dooooo it.

I'd like to meet:

a neurochemical con job.

the reality of an animal.

laughs a plenty, pure imagination, crimeless ninjas, human parties, potential collaborators, nonsensical delights, someone who'll let me play with their synth, records, and/or sampler, people who don't disappear, the girls rocking out in front of me at that one M.I.A. show...I loved them, somebody who'll show me my way around a mini rex when i finally obtain one...

Music:

zip! zap! rap!and this.

Movies:

Teeth, I Drink Your Blood, Sweet Sweetbacks Badasssss Song, Once, The Ballad Of Jack And Rose, No Country For Old Men, Burial Ground, The Science Of Sleep, Shortbus, Krull, Zombie, Pan's Labyrinth, Juno, Female Trouble, Pizza, Far From Heaven, A Cinderella Story, Does Your Soul Have A Cold, Grindhouse, Last Tango In Paris, Caddyshack, Lilya 4-Ever, Cannibal! The Musical, Dirty Pretty Things, Juno, A Man And A Woman, Massanutten: Two Runners 100 Miles, Wet Hot American Summer, Little Children, Blue Velvet, The Dreamers, Thumbsucker, The Happiness of the Katakuris, The Big Lebowski, Me Without You, The Sweet And Lowdown, Mean Girls, Big Fish, Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind, The Virgin Suicides, Running With Scissors, Down And Out In Beverly Hills, Shaun Of The Dead, Ginger and Cinnamon, American Beauty, Aquamarine, The Triplets Of Belleville, Buffalo 66, Fucking Amal, Party Monster, Celestial Clockwork, DIG!, Velvet Goldmine, Lost In Translation, Donnie Darko, Whatever, Y Tu Mama Tambien, Whale Rider, Spirits Of The Dead, The Warriors, Breaking The Waves, Fletch, 24 Hour Party People, Amelie, Magnolia, Raising Arizona, Brain Candy, Belle Epoque, City Of Lost Children, The Rules Of Attraction, Hedwig And The Angry Inch, Dancer In The Dark, Gummo, Willard, Talk To Her, Kill Bill, Requiem For A Dream, Live Flesh, Spirited Away, The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension, The Princess Diaries, Blacula, etc.

Television:

Anything on the Travel Channel or National Geographic, Skins, The Office, The Tudors, Ace Of Cakes, House, Gossip Girl, Pushing Daisies, Flight Of The Conchords, Carnivale, WONDER SHOWZEN, Human Giant, Americas Next Top Model, Tell Me You Love Me, Best Week Ever, Peregrina, ATHF, The L Word, The Soup, SNL, Clone High, GUTS, Oddville, Haunted Places, Degrassi (all installments), Good Eats, Project Runway, and Blow Out just because I like to watch Jonathan Antin cry every five seconds. But secretly I ~*HaTe*~ tv, right? :)

Books:

Any and all Douglas Coupland, "The Diving Bell And The Butterfly" by Jean Dominique Bauby, "Candy" by Mian Mian, "Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy" by Douglas Adams, "No One Belongs Here More Than You" by Miranda July, "Flith" by Irvine Welsh, "Delta Of Venus" by Anais Nin, "Colors Insulting To Nature" by Cintra Wilson, "I'm With the Band: Confessions of a Groupie" by Pamela Des Barres, "Girl" by Blake Nelson, "Dry" by Augusten Burroughs, and anything by Francesca Lia Block. (not so) Closeted magazine whore.

Heroes:

stephin merritt, duh.

M.I.A.

Mr. Koons!

Baccara!!!

...and Cindy Sherman, of course.

My Blog

lolz.

i'm glad that i have a human boyfriend as opposed to a virtual boyfriend (even if VB can breathe through is ears?). yay flesh! ha ha ew, i hate the word flesh. See more funny videos at ...
Posted by cyborg- harpy- at-large on Tue, 23 Sep 2008 08:32:00 PST

yo yo yo yo yo yo yo.

i have a new blog, and i actually update it! :)http://iheartnpo.blogspot.com/http://iheartnpo.blogspot.co m/http://iheartnpo.blogspot.com/also, be sure to follow me on my twitter. ha ha i almost typed ...
Posted by cyborg- harpy- at-large on Wed, 23 Jul 2008 08:14:00 PST

mmmm mmmm.

1) Answer the questions below2) Take each answer and type it into Photobucket (www.photobucket.com)3) Take any picture from the *FIRST* page of results and post. (click on the picture and copy the HTM...
Posted by cyborg- harpy- at-large on Thu, 31 Jan 2008 10:49:00 PST

like a cd that skips?

turns out that i repeat myself a lot. turns out that i said "you know who you are, and you know that i love you" in my last two blogs. ha ha i meant it though, like for sure. nth degree, babies. that'...
Posted by cyborg- harpy- at-large on Mon, 14 Jan 2008 07:15:00 PST

rain drops on roses and whiskers on kittens?

it's about that time. here are some more gems i be mackin' and/or illin' on. it's as if a shopping list had a baby with a wish list.1. there's this alarm clock called "clocky." clocky has wheels and r...
Posted by cyborg- harpy- at-large on Mon, 10 Dec 2007 07:06:00 PST

destiny and cheap fabric.

i'm not one to believe in horoscopes EVER, but freewillastrology.com is an okay site. i mean, my celestial ~*forecast*~ for the week said:"LEO: When a plant needs help, mused filmmaker David Lynch, "...
Posted by cyborg- harpy- at-large on Thu, 01 Nov 2007 05:18:00 PST

100 Random Bits About Me (Numbers 26-50)

26. i've come to find out that i am bordering on insatiable...but only around one person.27. i think the world of myself.28. i think the world of everyone else.29. i've hitchhiked all over pennsylvani...
Posted by cyborg- harpy- at-large on Fri, 24 Aug 2007 07:01:00 PST

~*WILD PALMZ!*~

ahhh last weekend. oh my god, coachella was absolutely amazing. i mean, i've never danced that much in my entire life! since the last half of april/first teeny chunk of may has been nonstop, i am exha...
Posted by cyborg- harpy- at-large on Thu, 03 May 2007 10:05:00 PST

best vacation ever, obv.

from january 15th thru january 19th i was aboard the carnival ~*legend*~ in observance of BNL's "Ships and Dip" cruise to grand turk island (gorgeous...simply gorgeous). it was like a delicious cornuc...
Posted by cyborg- harpy- at-large on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 10:24:00 PST

hoboken, harvey danger, and bathroom poetry (slams).

omg! so last night i went to see harvey danger at maxwells with the one and only alison/drifter-at-large numero 1. when i first got there i found this gem on the floor of the lady's restroom:it says, ...
Posted by cyborg- harpy- at-large on Tue, 10 Oct 2006 09:56:00 PST