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Dirty Martini

The decadent expression of female sensuality in action NY Daily News

About Me

Here's a shortlist of where you can find me, "The best body in burlesque", named the "Sexpot Sophisticate" by New York Magazine. All shows are in the great city of New York unless otherwise stated. For more details check out my blog.

April 26
JC Hopkins band
Slipper Room
167 Orchard @ Stanton
10:30 & 12

April 28
Comix
353 West 14th Street (just east of 9th Ave)
8PM
$15 (plus two item min)

April 28
World Famous *Bob* presents
The World Famous *BOB* Presents...
ANIMAL CRACKERS a benefit for BARC Animal Shelter's Expansion
10 pm @ Galapagos Art Space Williamsburg
Cost $5
BARC Animal Shelter is a no-kill shelter in Williamsburg that has provided relief & shelter to animals for nearly 20 years!
more info. go to www.barcshelter.org

My Interests

Exactly what the hell IS burlesque anyway?

Burlesque has taken off in the US. Women from all over the country in cities so small that they barely even have a stage to perform on host burlesque events weekly. Why has this form of entertainment resurfaced? Why are women who could easily be your sister or your girlfriend or even a mom taking it all off for screaming audiences filled with other women? This form has enabled women to voice their opinions without words, to show the world how sexy they are and at the same time start to believe it themselves, besides that, it's fun, that's why!
I started performing classic burlesque routines in New York City in 1997 after choreographing and performing my first fan dance with a touring theater company a few years before. Those fans sat on a shelf while my ideas for other acts simmered and Dirty Martini was born. Since then, the world of new burlesque grew up around me and my family of performers started to grow. I used to know everyone in the country who performed burlesque and now it's grown so large that new performers and troupes are so numerous that even in my own city I can't keep track of them all. Two summers ago when I performed with Cabaret New Burlesque at the Summer festival in Paris, I was a witness to the first new burlesque show there and in London the art form has been thriving with performers for more than three years. Young women strive to define themselves among fashion magazines and television selling the female body as a product as finite as Clinique moisturizer. Burlesque is the new punk rock. It offers a way for women to redefine themselves without the limits that society places. My fans often write to me about their own transformations. They don't want to hate their bodies anymore they want to flaunt what they were born with like I do. Burlesque is akin to drag and I believe that drag defies gender. Some people are crazy about building airplanes and some people need to dress up and wear feathers. Isn't it a beautiful thing!

Other things aside from burlesque that inspire me are as follows:
Road trips, small and large theater and the humbling experience of ballet class in the morning. People who have harsh opinions and know how to use them. My family both genetic and chosen.

I'd like to meet:

People who really mean it. Creative and loving people and my gorgeous NY performance family. I'm headed to Italy for the month of June 2008, so come and look me up in Napoli! Check my blog for up to the minute details.

Music:

This is a broad with an even broader taste in music. Listen to EastVillageRadio.com dammit.

Movies:

Just saw Mafioso! It's brilliant. Oh my god, what about Aqua Teen Hunger Force? Wow. Blades of Glory is an inspirational film. I also like movies movies I'm in such as Underbelly, The Velvet Hammer burlesque documentary, Sell Out!, You'd be Prettier if you Smiled, Night of the Living Gay, Broad Daylight and Shortbus.

Television:

It's a vice that I'm proud of. I like NYC public access and watching Match Game on the Gameshow Network. Watch This or That! Sundays at midnight on Channel 57 and Check out my friends at Gay Action News. I'm addicted to Turner Classic Movies. Cookin' Cheap, Simpsons, South Park, Space Ghost Coast to Coast, Six Feet Under and Project Runway are my favorites. My new favorite: Ninja Warrior

Books:

I like to have time to read. I'm currently reading The Greatest Story Ever Sold. I have a bit of an erotica habit and I like books that I'm in such as Burlesque from Gaslight to Spotlight, Burlesque the New Bump and Grind, New Burlesque, and Sex and the City, Lisa Karezi's Fantasies and Velvet Hammer, the book.

Heroes:

Jennie Lee,Tura Satana,Mae West, Satan's Angel, Elizabeth Cady Stanton, Pina Baush, International Chrysis, Dixie Evans, Dee Milo, Luke Littel and Laura Herbert! Leigh Bowery, Flawless Sabrina, Vicky Lynn, Sigfried and Roy (they are the presidents of MY country) and my New York performance family. The list grows larger every day, I'm thankful to say.

My Blog

May Shows

May 1Starshine BurlesquepresentsBenefit for the Burlesque Hall of Fame10:30Lucky ChengsFortune Cookie Cabaret24 First Ave.@ 2nd St.May 7Fisherman’s Burlesque OrchestraSlipper Room167 Orchard St....
Posted by Dirty Martini on Tue, 01 Apr 2008 01:40:00 PST

April shows

Sorry to inform you all that I will be retiring.APRIL FOOL!!With a job like mine, who in their right mind would want to retire? What would I do? While away the hours by learning to be a CPA? It wou...
Posted by Dirty Martini on Tue, 01 Apr 2008 01:25:00 PST

March show dates - comin at cha London!

Hi Myfriends!I'm just back to my glorious home in New York City from my US tour with the Sex Workers Art Show. I've had a blast meeting burlesque performers from all over the US. I've been honored t...
Posted by Dirty Martini on Thu, 28 Feb 2008 04:05:00 PST

Dirty on US tour!

Here's the exciting schedule for my US Tour with the Sex Workers Art Show. I'm so excited to be involved in this project again! If you are in or near one of the towns on the list please come to the ...
Posted by Dirty Martini on Wed, 02 Jan 2008 09:04:00 PST

New Years 2008 and US tour!

I wish everyone reading this the happiest of New Years. I've had an incredible 2007 including a 3 month show in Nantes, France, a spot in Margaret Cho's Off Broadway Show The Sensuous Woman, and the ...
Posted by Dirty Martini on Mon, 31 Dec 2007 04:11:00 PST

Club Dates December

As the snow starts to gather on the trash piles in the streets of Manhattan, I can't help but feel the warmth of the holidays approaching. This year, I'm all about that damned Christmas spirit! I ju...
Posted by Dirty Martini on Mon, 03 Dec 2007 07:06:00 PST

It’s my damn birthday party

I'm so thrilled to have this show fall on the night before my birthday. At Midnight I'll be 101! Ha. This is a one time only show with such talented folks that I couldn't help but shout to the worl...
Posted by Dirty Martini on Mon, 19 Nov 2007 04:44:00 PST

November club dates

I've just returned from Braga, Portugal, the religious capital of the country. Julie Atlas Muz's Day of the Dead Show was very well received by the Portugese thanks to our glamourous mc Gazelle. Tea...
Posted by Dirty Martini on Mon, 05 Nov 2007 07:02:00 PST

October with Margaret Cho & around town

So excited to tell you that I am currently performing in Margaret Cho's Off Broadway run of The Sensuous Woman. Please come and see me and my good friends from LA. It's not to be missedfor tickets g...
Posted by Dirty Martini on Fri, 28 Sep 2007 02:52:00 PST

Chicago with Margaret Cho

Look out Chicago! I'm blowing through town with Margaret Cho's new show The Sensuous Woman. I got a lot of great tips from the book written in the 1960's by J, and now I'm helping to write a new cha...
Posted by Dirty Martini on Mon, 17 Sep 2007 11:07:00 PST