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Goddess Perlman

Goddess Perlman

About Me

The Goddess Perlman is a former musical theatre drama fag that got lost in the downtown NYC performance art scene and ended up somewhere in between comedy, music and burlesque. She is a cross btwn Bette Midler and Frank Zappa with a touch of Sonny and Cher, Goddess Perlman has graced many stages across the land, with songs like "Minimum Wage J.Lo" and "On Survivor in Afghanistan" and "Oprah For President", spreading her own brand of nuevo schmaltz whereever she goes. Currently she tours and hosts her show "Nice Jewish Girls Gone Bad" across the US, selling out shows in NYC, DC, Baltimore, Boston, Philadelphia, Atlanta, Providence, Miami, San Francisco, Los Angeles, Santa Cruz, Pittsburgh, Madison, Detroit, Montreal, Burlington, Provincetown, The Berkshires, The Hamptons and of course, The Catskills. She's also appeared with The Bindlestiff Family Circus, NYC Burlesque Fest, Tease-O-Rama, Ladyfest and Toyota Comedy Festival. She has also been featured on MTV, Lifetime, Oxygen, NY-1 and TLC. In addition, she's taken her show to the Edinburgh Fringe Festival, won 2nd place at the Kudzu Film Festival in Athens, GA, Best Pop Video at Arlene's Grocery's Picture Show, and then wowed the crowd at the Evolve Festival in Nova Scotia. The Goddess also produced Goddess Fest in the Catskills featuring the fine talents of Murray Hill, Bitch and Animal and the Wau Wau Sisters.

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 5/29/2005
Band Website: goddessperlman.com
Band Members: Goddess Perlman and a cast of thousands
Influences: They Might Be Giants, Fountains of Wayne, Donna Summer, The 80's, Ethel Merman, Eminem, Dean Martin, Patsy Cline, Cher, Guns And Roses and Grover (yes from Sesame Street)
Sounds Like: Cabaret on Crack: A combo of Bette Midler and Frank Zappa with a touch of Sonny and Cher.
Type of Label: None

My Blog

The Coalition to Unite Clinton and Obama

Enough with the fighting. It's time to come together and make a sincere change in this country. The straight talk express seduces my own mother and I am a little worried that we will have four more ye...
Posted by Goddess Perlman on Fri, 01 Feb 2008 01:35:00 PST

Costa Rican Dreams

Marooned on a Costa Rica mountain side with five of my brethern...my VaKay was consisted of consulting with a Bank of America analyst turned newbie Macadamia nut farmer. He has a dream of Macadamia nu...
Posted by Goddess Perlman on Thu, 31 May 2007 11:23:00 PST

Another day

I am working for Ralph Lipshitz, it is surprisingly enjoyable although I am a dead-end drone and wondering if that will be my fate if I give up the business of show. My H & M threads are blending in. ...
Posted by Goddess Perlman on Wed, 23 May 2007 07:59:00 PST

Perlman gets a little political

I generally don't get political or may I say crazy political like the protestors in Union Square&sure I hate George Bush and the Iraq War like the next liberal Jew but I barely have time to walk the d...
Posted by Goddess Perlman on Thu, 03 May 2007 10:46:00 PST

Sports and the Perlmans

It's been a while and so much have happened. LA Show were amazing as we were in the LA Times and sold out 5 show which were pretty stellar. I came home got on Last Comic Standing. I kept on telling my...
Posted by Goddess Perlman on Sat, 14 Apr 2007 09:09:00 PST

Too much sun

Global Warming where did you go? It's hard to set goals when I am freezing off my booty. I just returned from LA where the sun shines and people are nicer than nice. I wonder why I don't pack up and m...
Posted by Goddess Perlman on Fri, 09 Mar 2007 08:27:00 PST

Insurance? Puh-leeze

Right now I am in the mad rush for liability insurance for this closet of a theater in Northern California so I can move a microphone across the stage. I barely have health insurance, my car has it be...
Posted by Goddess Perlman on Thu, 08 Feb 2007 09:04:00 PST

Corporate Ho, Corporate Ho

I am at yet another clothing company which means it's time to play "I'm the Fattest Girls in the Office". Woo-hoo! Even in my low sugar/no white flour existence which takes away the puffy I think I am...
Posted by Goddess Perlman on Mon, 15 Jan 2007 12:31:00 PST

Mom says I suck the life out of everything

I just wanted to go skiing, I just wanted to see my other side of the family that I don't see too often and work on my snowboarding moves. My mom takes these delightful vakays with her siblings to ex...
Posted by Goddess Perlman on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 03:00:00 PST

New England Leaf Peeping

I am in the midst of a nature retreat love fest listening to a woman with a papoose on her back spit out some rhymes. While she's no Eminem or rather Princess Superstar, it's not too shabby. I wonder ...
Posted by Goddess Perlman on Sun, 08 Oct 2006 08:07:00 PST