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About Me

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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

garfield or dina lohan... or a combination of both.

My Blog

waffles girls 90210: episode 9!

90210 /FAIL!VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!forget bible camp darcy and overdosing at the peach pit (after dark)!go out and VOTE! obama, old guy, paris hilton, tina fey, wh...
Posted by waffles+falafels on Tue, 04 Nov 2008 02:44:00 PST

gossip girl recap 2.09

IS THIS A FACE YOU CAN TRUST?WAIT. DON'T ANSWER THAT.ok we love kaitlin cooper for her mutant ability to stir up trouble but how can lil jenny be so dumb? yes we know we're supposed to think the fas...
Posted by waffles+falafels on Tue, 04 Nov 2008 06:15:00 PST

happy halloweezy

CANDY CANDY CANNNDY SLUTTY OUTFITZ SMASHING PUMPKINS CANDY CANDY YAYhappy halloweezy everyone! we love the day after halloween best since we can see all the creative (aka slutty) costumes so...
Posted by waffles+falafels on Fri, 31 Oct 2008 10:17:00 PST

are u a waffles girl?

WAFFLES+FALAFELS NEXT TOP MODEL FOREVER!before 'he' tried to murder us, everyone was buzzin about who would be the 6th and final NEW WAFFLES GIRL of 2008, and we were just about to make the biggest ...
Posted by waffles+falafels on Tue, 02 Sep 2008 05:44:00 PST

brand new waffles girl!

when u dance the butterfly to every single grimy rap song in existence (+2 pts), force feed mcchickens to your emo band (+3 pts), fake a pregnancy for attention (-3 pts) and sing our favorite little...
Posted by waffles+falafels on Sat, 11 Oct 2008 02:19:00 PST

the monster girls

THE SWEET+STICKY UNTOLD STORY OFTHE MONSTER GIRLS!!!one day, near the FOOT of the sleeping volcano, a MUSHROOM sprouted in front of everyone's favorite CHOCOLATE SHOP, which also happened to be HOME...
Posted by waffles+falafels on Mon, 27 Oct 2008 11:06:00 PST

waffles girls 90210: episode 8!

NO NARC ON THE CORNERHAVE SWAGGER LIKE US!zomg we cant wait till m.i.a plays the peach pit... after dark!ok maybe we're gettin ahead of ourselves but hey even narcs gotta kick it right?here's ...
Posted by waffles+falafels on Wed, 29 Oct 2008 08:23:00 PST

gossip girl recap 2.08

WASN'T BLACKMAILING DR. COOPER ENOUGH?OH HOW WE MISSED YOU KAITLIN COOPER!!!zomg did this week's episode happen in our dreams?did the cw really just unite our 2 favorite little sistersbut what about...
Posted by waffles+falafels on Tue, 28 Oct 2008 08:14:00 PST

the w+f newsletter: issue 2

EXTRA EXTRA****************** ******************READ ALL ABOUT BOARD GAMES LOLZ!!want waffles girls NEWS sent directly to your email?want the heads-up on EXCLUSIVE w+f website DEALS?want...
Posted by waffles+falafels on Wed, 22 Oct 2008 11:55:00 PST

gossip girl recap 2.07

WTF WE MISS ONE WEEK OF GOSSIP GIRL ANDTHE WHOLE UPPER EAST SIDE GOES BONKERZ!?ok ok so we've been out of it for a lil bit but we're serious we are so lost right now. was this a dream episode? will ne...
Posted by waffles+falafels on Tue, 21 Oct 2008 06:18:00 PST