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Matthew Benham

i aint hate. kill yoself.

About Me


I have many interests and am highly passionate about all of them. I like to think that I am good at anything I try (as should anyone else). Some of my deepest passions lie in music, natural bodybuilding, photography, graphic art, and anything/everything about life and the Universe. I play drums religiously and dedicate myself almost excessively to everything I do. I have found my niche doing marketing work for real estate companies. I shoot professional photography and do every type of graphic marketing possible... Get at me if you would like to see some of my portfolio. I work a lot because I love it. I love uptown Charlotte and will be moving there soon because my life revolves around it. I love to go out and have fun, but I also find much enjoyment reading and studying anything pertaining to: quantum physics, the law of attraction, metaphysics, ontology, the power of the mind in general, etc... I used to be a comedy snob, but it seems as I get older, I just want to laugh at anything and everything. I can be very A.D.D... but, "it gives me my edge." Haha. An easy way to keep my attention is to stimulate me mentally and/or have a good sense of humor... Being intelligent doesn't mean you have to hate the world. If you don't like something, don't be a victim... get off your ass and change it! If you can't trust, it's because you aren't trustworthy. Other interests include (but are definitely not limited to): my dog Jake, sushi (and lots of food in general), guitar, my car... and, did I mention that I'm a die-hard Carolina Panthers fan?

My Interests

(see "about me")

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who has decided to create their own life, rather than being a victim of "circumstance"... Christian Bale, Kate Beckinsale, Edward Norton, Arnold, many more...

Music:

current playlist:

    circa survive - juturna cave in - antenna pantera - the great southern trendkill the police - synchronicity
.. ..

Movies:

the shawshank redemption, fight club, pulp fiction, pumping iron, american history x, seven, superbad, the big lebowski, waiting, caddy shack, the nightmare before christmas, vanilla sky, eternal sunshine of the spotless mind, so many more...

Television:

carolina panthers games, rob and big, a haunting, penn & teller's "bullshit"

Books:

Currently: Thresholds of the Mind by Bill Harrisme bringing a rampage to the drums!

Heroes:



My Blog

newest blarg attack ever

maybe someone can explain this to me. i saw a quarter for sale on ebay for 15 cents. shipping was free. seems like a sound investment with absolute profit. ha!
Posted by Matthew Benham on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 01:07:00 PST

i HAD to share this one.

i found this so incredible, i had to tell everyone. this event made me laugh out loud at myself, alone. a bug landed on my computer screen and, without thinking, i tried to hit it off with my mou...
Posted by Matthew Benham on Wed, 28 Sep 2005 08:00:00 PST

eggstraordinaire

i love when i'm cooking my 17 eggs while naked and when i flip them, a burning chunk of egg magma flies at my leg and burns an egg shaped crater in my skin. ahhahahaha.
Posted by Matthew Benham on Tue, 04 Oct 2005 10:37:00 PST

my birthday present!!!

this was the most fun birthday present anyone has ever had: BAM!!! yes, that's my middle finger. i have bad luck with my fingers as you know if you have read my old blogs....
Posted by Matthew Benham on Thu, 01 Sep 2005 07:57:00 PST

vibrating.

so, i just noticed today while getting ready that every "getting-ready device" that i have vibrates: my toothbrush (the new oral b vibrator brush - get one, it's fe-nom-e-nal), the freaking m3 razor, ...
Posted by Matthew Benham on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

i am so proud.

benham venom is in effect... one   two   three   (mine was back in 2002. haha... 165 pounds!!!!! hahahaha)...
Posted by Matthew Benham on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

ralph! puke! barf! rotten!

for whatever reason, i think the character in the interpol "evil" video found here is the ugliest thing i have ever seen. then when he starts jumping around and shit at the end. ugh. it make...
Posted by Matthew Benham on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

bro-man.

lately, i have caught myself saying, " 'preciate it".  when meaning to say, "thank you". i hate " 'preciate it".  that's something that normal bro-man cool doods say. i've fallen a step down...
Posted by Matthew Benham on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

about me.

i have always found the things that some people write in their "about me" section humurous. i guess in an attempt to seem unique, people write the most random crap this side of the mississippi. stuff ...
Posted by Matthew Benham on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

myspace.

so, here is my question...what is the deal with guys being total scum bags on this crap? i mean, don't get me wrong, we are all young and say nasty stuff (even though older people are nastier), but co...
Posted by Matthew Benham on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST