newest blarg attack ever |
maybe someone can explain this to me. i saw a quarter for sale on ebay for 15 cents. shipping was free. seems like a sound investment with absolute profit. ha! Posted by Matthew Benham on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 01:07:00 PST |
i HAD to share this one. |
i found this so incredible, i had to tell everyone. this event made me laugh out loud at myself, alone.
a bug landed on my computer screen and, without thinking, i tried to hit it off with my mou... Posted by Matthew Benham on Wed, 28 Sep 2005 08:00:00 PST |
eggstraordinaire |
i love when i'm cooking my 17 eggs while naked and when i flip them, a burning chunk of egg magma flies at my leg and burns an egg shaped crater in my skin.
ahhahahaha. Posted by Matthew Benham on Tue, 04 Oct 2005 10:37:00 PST |
my birthday present!!! |
this was the most fun birthday present anyone has ever had:
BAM!!!
yes, that's my middle finger. i have bad luck with my fingers as you know if you have read my old blogs.... Posted by Matthew Benham on Thu, 01 Sep 2005 07:57:00 PST |
vibrating. |
so, i just noticed today while getting ready that every "getting-ready device" that i have vibrates: my toothbrush (the new oral b vibrator brush - get one, it's fe-nom-e-nal), the freaking m3 razor, ... Posted by Matthew Benham on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
i am so proud. |
benham venom is in effect...
one two three
(mine was back in 2002. haha... 165 pounds!!!!! hahahaha)... Posted by Matthew Benham on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
ralph! puke! barf! rotten! |
for whatever reason, i think the character in the interpol "evil" video found here is the ugliest thing i have ever seen. then when he starts jumping around and shit at the end. ugh. it make... Posted by Matthew Benham on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
bro-man. |
lately, i have caught myself saying, " 'preciate it". when meaning to say, "thank you". i hate " 'preciate it". that's something that normal bro-man cool doods say. i've fallen a step down... Posted by Matthew Benham on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
about me. |
i have always found the things that some people write in their "about me" section humurous. i guess in an attempt to seem unique, people write the most random crap this side of the mississippi. stuff ... Posted by Matthew Benham on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
myspace. |
so, here is my question...what is the deal with guys being total scum bags on this crap? i mean, don't get me wrong, we are all young and say nasty stuff (even though older people are nastier), but co... Posted by Matthew Benham on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |