FALCON CREST

Look- I would tell you like this. Falcon Crest started a restaurant in Saint Paul that was about bands. It was like Hard Rock Café and they were guitars and drums all over the place. You could sit on an amp and eat food. This was really omniscient because they were well-versed in all kinds of Music. They called their restaurant Falcon Crest and they made an album. It was short so they called it a 7 inch, "Perched on Mt. Stab. "Drummer Chance Ivascu can play most kinds of drums, and he wrote the drums for "Home Alone," which I'm sure that you already saw. This is an example of why they started this kind of restaurant. Brandon Rouse was in a band at the restaurant, and he played a live guitar that worked great. It was a total workout when he played guitar and sang. It would be sort of like aggro. Quiet Ben Stewart focused on riffing, stretching his fingers when played guitar, etc. It was like a combination of two bands you might like. He was in other bands before this restaurant. Then one day Pete Biasi cooked all the food by himself because everyone went out to a gas station to buy some drugs maybe. That's not the important part at all, though. He was cooking everything by himself and he was also a server. When I get stressed out it makes me have to pee a lot, and this is what Pete did. He was so busy that when he peed he forgot to wash his hands too. He cooked all the food with pee on his hands. -Carl Wedoff, Double Indemnity