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Bill

I am here for Friends

About Me

I like silk sheets and long walks in the park

My Interests

horticulture, tax evasion, fishing, fixing broken airplanes, blowing up bass amps, fixing bass amps, educating myself by conversing with drunken college students (it turns out that I'm a fascist), fascism, exercising, and sipping an occasional barley soda

I'd like to meet:

the telemarketer that woke me up at 9:07 this morning ..

Music:

St Pauli GRLA, any band that has multiple Jeffs, Guided By Voices, Visqueen, Husker Du, Archers of Loaf, Rocket From the Crypt, Rocket From the Tombs, Toys That Kill, The Who, Tree People, Pixies, Frank Black, TV on the Radio, Jon Wayne, Naked Raygun, Dillinger Four, The Minutemen, Jesus Lizard, Tanner, Drunk Drivers, Richard Hell and the Voidoids, The Kinks, Falcon Crest, Buzzcocks, Hot Snakes, 27, aMiniature, Malachi Constant, Iggy and the Stooges, Ramones, Superchunk, Rolling Stones, The Soviettes, Low, Hammerhead, Stiff Little Fingers, J Church, The Mummies, The Cows, Devo, Cheap Trick... I'll stop before this gets out of hand

Movies:

Dr. Strangelove, The Big Lebowski, The Lord of the Rings, Rushmore, Super Troopers, Star Wars (the old ones), Lost in Translation, Team America, Harold and Kumar Go To White Castle, South Park, Office Space, The Shawshank Redemption, UHF, Spinal Tap... again, stopping

Television:

Family Feud and the weather on Channel 17

Books:

Anything by Chuck Palahniuk and David Lee Roth's autobiography, Crazy From The Heat

Heroes:

the White Castle drive-thru workers of America