horticulture, tax evasion, fishing, fixing broken airplanes, blowing up bass amps, fixing bass amps, educating myself by conversing with drunken college students (it turns out that I'm a fascist), fascism, exercising, and sipping an occasional barley soda
the telemarketer that woke me up at 9:07 this morning ..
St Pauli GRLA, any band that has multiple Jeffs, Guided By Voices, Visqueen, Husker Du, Archers of Loaf, Rocket From the Crypt, Rocket From the Tombs, Toys That Kill, The Who, Tree People, Pixies, Frank Black, TV on the Radio, Jon Wayne, Naked Raygun, Dillinger Four, The Minutemen, Jesus Lizard, Tanner, Drunk Drivers, Richard Hell and the Voidoids, The Kinks, Falcon Crest, Buzzcocks, Hot Snakes, 27, aMiniature, Malachi Constant, Iggy and the Stooges, Ramones, Superchunk, Rolling Stones, The Soviettes, Low, Hammerhead, Stiff Little Fingers, J Church, The Mummies, The Cows, Devo, Cheap Trick... I'll stop before this gets out of hand
Dr. Strangelove, The Big Lebowski, The Lord of the Rings, Rushmore, Super Troopers, Star Wars (the old ones), Lost in Translation, Team America, Harold and Kumar Go To White Castle, South Park, Office Space, The Shawshank Redemption, UHF, Spinal Tap... again, stopping
Family Feud and the weather on Channel 17
Anything by Chuck Palahniuk and David Lee Roth's autobiography, Crazy From The Heat
the White Castle drive-thru workers of America